Rev. Paritosh Joshi 🌈

Baron Factotum at Aft Agle Enterprises, Liar, Lawyer, Pan-Theist, Him-Bo, Sexual, Will Conspire to Put Up a Spirited Legal Defence in Exchange for Benefits

[Rev. Paritosh Joshi 🌈 @ParitoshJoshi]

@IndEditorsGuild Why wait so long to issue this letter??

[Rev. Paritosh Joshi 🌈 @ParitoshJoshi]

12 years to issue one statement???

[Editors Guild of India @IndEditorsGuild]

Statement on the MEA Official's Remarks on Prime Minister Modi’s Media Engagement

[Rev. Paritosh Joshi 🌈 @ParitoshJoshi]

@barandbench 🙏🫡

[Rev. Paritosh Joshi 🌈 @ParitoshJoshi]

@p8stie Yes officer, I once snuck a Sonoran Desert Toad into the O.T. before performing brain surgery on a beloved public figure who died shortly thereafter of completely unrelated reasons. Why do you ask?

[Rev. Paritosh Joshi 🌈 @ParitoshJoshi]

Just checked my freezer and it's true! The patron saint of healthcare justice has appeared to give his blessings.

Please respect my religious beliefs at this time.

[Nehr_who? @Nher_who]

"The ice in Amarnath has melted, so Lord Shiv has appeared in my Freezer to give his blessings

Everyone is coming to our house to take the blessings"

This is the level of Superstitious belief among people in India

No wonder BJP wins elections invoking religion !!

[Rev. Paritosh Joshi 🌈 @ParitoshJoshi]

@JayT0147 @ok6ixx @be_like_ice

[Binu Alex @badjourno]

The narrative that millions of bed sheets have been stolen from Indian Railways simply doesn't add up. If passengers or staff were truly walking away with that volume of linen, every household in India would be furnished like an AC 3-Tier compartment.
The reality is far more systemic: those millions of bed sheets were never stolen because they were never actually purchased. The inventory existed entirely on paper.
While it is plausible that lower-level staff might occasionally swipe a few pillow covers or towels for personal use, a "robbery" of this magnitude cannot happen without higher authorities deliberately turning a blind eye. That level of institutional silence points to one clear conclusion—this isn't a case of widespread petty theft, but a massive, coordinated procurement scam.

[Prashant Bhushan @pbhushan1]

We flagged the corruption during the UPA years & ran an anti corruption campaign which helped the BJP to come to power. But I can safely assert that the corruption in the Modi govt exceeds the UPA corruption by leaps & bounds. Every govt scheme is riddled with corruption

[Rev. Paritosh Joshi 🌈 @ParitoshJoshi]

By plagiarising several other works of fiction.

[chhavi💫 @abeyarrrrrr]

I still wonder how a human brain can create this level of fiction.

[Rev. Paritosh Joshi 🌈 @ParitoshJoshi]

Already blocked the card with my bank, but the sheer unhelpfulness of the law enforcement machinery has once again reinforced just how far this country has slipped into enshittification under BJP rule.

[Rev. Paritosh Joshi 🌈 @ParitoshJoshi]

Just tried to report a series of fraudulent transactions on my credit card- cybercrime portal won't accept my complaint, technical glitches. Called the "helpline"- was asked to contact my nearest police station as "cybercrime complaints are only accepted for amounts over 500" /1

[Rev. Paritosh Joshi 🌈 @ParitoshJoshi]

Called a third time, managed to get a 'temporary complaint' registered, to finalize it I need to... you guessed it... login to the portal. Which isn't accepting my complaint. Love living in a country where nothing works. 3/

[Rev. Paritosh Joshi 🌈 @ParitoshJoshi]

@00078r @REDBOXINDIA

[Big Tee @societyhatestee]

i took a week off work and learned two things:

1. i thrive in a life of leisure.
2. i cannot currently afford a life of leisure.

[D. @Lush_Beauty1]

Please be picky, everything you want exists.

[Antonia Juelich @AntoniaJuelich]

In a hotel room in northeast Nigeria, I opened a leading AI chatbot, turned my laptop toward a former Boko Haram commander, and asked if he'd used it. He nodded.

"You type in the question… like 'How can I build a bomb?', and then it tells you how. It is like a human robot. We used it a lot."

My new study on how the jihadist terrorist group Boko Haram uses frontier AI with @CamAISciPolicy, covered today in @nytimes 🧵/9

[Rev. Paritosh Joshi 🌈 @ParitoshJoshi]

@mxtaverse Our first expedition was in 1981, we really were a serious nation until the saffron clowns took over.

[‏ً @omgsidewalks]

Not to alarm anyone BUT is anyone else worried about how fvcking stupiď everyone is ??

[Rev. Paritosh Joshi 🌈 @ParitoshJoshi]

I really hope someone does an in-depth story on the law student who lost his composure in the Supreme Court today. The history of litigation alone tells a sad story of someone waiting for justice for more than a decade, slowly losing his mind, and his faith in the judiciary.