Mark Parker

Professional Idiot - wannabe pigeon - Slytherin. All views are my own.

[Mark Parker @ParkMarker14]

@kunalcrypto @FabrizioRomano Tell me you know nothing about football without telling me you know nothing about football 🙄

[Mark Parker @ParkMarker14]

@SeagullsBand see you tonight fellas, you bring the accordion, I’ll bring the moves!

[Mark Parker @ParkMarker14]

@meenamano15 Guys a joke he can’t ever be allowed to ref in the premier league again!

[Mark Parker @ParkMarker14]

@McDonaldsUK what’s the point adapting a burger and paying 80p extra for bacon and then your staff completely ignore it????

[Lancashire Sunday League @lancssundayleag]

All associated with Lancashire Sunday Football League would like to send our best wishes to James Millett of Atletico Clifton following a serious injury suffered at the weekend.

[Mark Parker @ParkMarker14]

@BBCRadio2 @OwainWynEvans Can you please give a shout out to my Mum Kate driving us both down to Colchester for her granddaughter’s (my nieces) christening a big shout out.
loving the show as always

[Dexerto @Dexerto]

Pro Darts player Adam Smith-Neale punched his opponent after losing

[leen @rubyslfc]

joe gomez woah

[Freckleton FC @FreckletonFC_]

☑️ Full-Time ☑️
@HBAFC (Res) 1-5 Freckleton (Res)

Goals:
Samson Ogundaisi⚽️
Guillermo Marchant⚽️⚽️
Byron Fletcher⚽️
Jack Williams⚽️

MOTM:
Guillermo Marchant⭐️

#UpTheFreaks🔴⚫️

[Mark Parker @ParkMarker14]

@JustEatUK can you explain how this is acceptable? I ordered my food at 14:30 to be delivered at 15:00 courier has picked up my order and driven 35 minutes in the opposite direction?!

[Will Ferrell @OfficialWilllF]

Thanks for the ticket right in the heart of the Koop @LFC ❤️ cracking game of soccer against @Everton.

[Mark Parker @ParkMarker14]

Just had an absolute cock Womble of a @DPDgroup_news driver come up my 20 mph street at about 50 and the Dickhead mounts the curb to go round me rather than give way? Sort it out DPD before someone gets hurt!

[Mark Parker @ParkMarker14]

@BungieHelp why have I just been hit with 72gb+ of required content updates I was on earlier today?

[Sky Sports Premier League @SkySportsPL]

🚨 BREAKING 🚨

Mohamed Salah has signed a new deal at Liverpool until 2025

[Molly Spartan 🐦 @MollySpartan]

Goodbye old friend

[lfcalsty99 @lfcalsty99]

We’re currently on 86 points… man united have won the PL title on less points than that SEVEN times before 😭🤦‍♂️

[MSZ @ThisIsMS2]

Honestly this might be the best goal from a set piece that I’ve ever seen.

[Gareth Roberts @robbohuyton]

Can’t stop watching this.

[Football For Change @FTBLforChange]

WOW! 🤩

What an opportunity we have for you, coming from #FootballForChange champion @JamesMilner! 🔥

This is a player issued @LFC match shirt, signed by the legendary midfielder.💫

🚨To be in with a chance of winning it, you need like and RT this post & follow @FtblForChange

[DaveOCKOP @DaveOCKOP]

Iconic.