Parker Cochrane

Out of nine lives, I spent seven
Now, how in the world do you get to Heaven?

[Parker Cochrane @ParkerCochrane]

@TheDeadSouth4 number 1 fun. Every man needs a chew

[Bill Burr @billburr]

Red Sox playin the role of SPOIL-AHHHHZ!

[History Photographed @HistoryInPics]

Kurt Cobain, MTV Unplugged, 1994.

[Parker Cochrane @ParkerCochrane]

Double whisky, no ice @TheDeadSouth4 #travelinman

[Bill Burr @billburr]

I like a nice, rested, and pissed off Tom Brady taking over week 5. Pats repeat. Colts/Ravens complain about amount of moisture in the air

[🏈Festive☕️Rider🍉Fan @smilingsandra]

From @Sheets24K Facebook and 100% true.

[Parker Cochrane @ParkerCochrane]

@billburr I'm a fucking quitter #craven #musicfestival #canada

[Parker Cochrane @ParkerCochrane]

If you're a girl and your name is Esmeralda you never really had a chance to be attractive.

[Parker Cochrane @ParkerCochrane]

How intense would the Maury show be on April fools? #YouAreNotTheFather #jkyouare

[Parker Cochrane @ParkerCochrane]

“@WhatTheFFacts: Kurt Cobain and Krist Novoselic were in a Creedence Clearwater Revival cover band.”@KristNovoselic

[TPB Quotes @TPBoysQuotes]

"Look, you guys have a good time frig-dancin'. And Barb, your scalloped potatoes are FUCKED!" -Randy

[Parker Cochrane @ParkerCochrane]

@MichaelFlaman1 you're the liquor

[Parker Cochrane @ParkerCochrane]

@MichaelFlaman1 if you don't get fucked up at rec hockey you won't eat the fish haha