Parker Dickson

Professional Amateur

[Chris D'Elia @chrisdelia]

How weird is this tho? April 14?!

[Romain Revert @romainrevert]

Due to less air pollution the sky is so clear ! I can see the Universal logo !

[felly @fellythekid]

a lot of my friends/people i believe in are scared to look in the mirror and face truth. a good friend holds up that mirror for you.

[nathan fielder @nathanfielder]

It’s like they’re a high school bully

[Nathan Kress @NathanKress]

Works for me.

[UberFacts @UberFacts]

The phrase "I don't give a f*ck" dates back to 1790.

[silky johnson @tarebutton]

nobody:

gmail when you sign in from an unauthorized device:

[kurtis conner @kurtisconner]

saying “running errands”
- dumb
- normie
- ok boomer

saying “doing side quests"
- wicked
- tight as fuck
- sounds like ur a lvl. 50 paladin or something and that’s wicked and tight as fuck

[🐝 Bee 🐝 @SavinTheBees]

Should’ve won the revolutionary war bro lmao

[john is toast @johnistoasted]

My Sex Life - a yelp review

Brianna - 2 stars
he took an “oatmeal break” 3 minutes in

Rachel - 1 star
at one point during sex he asked "what if we were pinatas"

Tony - 5 stars
never fucked him but he’s a solid dude known him since the 1st grade

[BIG BRUH @Keyz216]

Man look LMAO

[FSU Football @FSUFootball]

We are Florida State.

#OneTribe

[Con•scious @___Conscious___]

Fuck it. Doug Dimmadome owner of the Dimmsdale Dimmadome.