Parker Elliott

Slut for fried rice

[Parker Elliott @ParkerDoesStuff]

If you don’t like chili’s, we can’t be friends. I don’t make the rules, I just follow them.

[Parker Elliott @ParkerDoesStuff]

The Ultimatum is just polyamory but everyone has a humiliation fetish

[𖤐 @HoesLuvTravis]

why do cows have hooves instead of feet? because they LAC-TOSE😭

[Parker Elliott @ParkerDoesStuff]

The first Taki out the bag has more flavor than should be legal

[Parker Elliott @ParkerDoesStuff]

If there is a finite amount of hangover in this world, I have all of it

[Parker Elliott @ParkerDoesStuff]

Don’t forget to leave out a Guinness and shot of baileys for St. Paddy tonight

[Protocol 36 🇵🇸 @protocol_36]

Meanwhile in Gotham

[Parker Elliott @ParkerDoesStuff]

New Batman: mid

[Parker Elliott @ParkerDoesStuff]

Has anyone checked in Guy Fieri lately?

[Parker Elliott @ParkerDoesStuff]

What’s the difference?

[Nikita @nikitadumptruck]

Is she the love of your life or is she pretty and listening to you talk

[Parker Elliott @ParkerDoesStuff]

My dad. My dad needs to hear this

[kira 👾 @kirawontmiss]

idk who needs to hear this but throw away that box your iPhone came in. you’ll never need that shit

[kira 👾 @kirawontmiss]

idk who needs to hear this but throw away that box your iPhone came in. you’ll never need that shit

[Parker Elliott @ParkerDoesStuff]

Rage

[Parker Elliott @ParkerDoesStuff]

Tom Holland liked

[Khobie @khobieey]

Maybe u ain’t feeling Christmas like u used to, but be grateful for another year

[Parker Elliott @ParkerDoesStuff]

@blueberries411 You literally live in Manhattan

[Parker Elliott @ParkerDoesStuff]

Why does every NFT look like an Xbox live profile pic

[Parker Elliott @ParkerDoesStuff]

Am I lonely or is the plug not texting back

[Parker Elliott @ParkerDoesStuff]

It’s your birthday today, and I really hope it sucks.

[Parker Elliott @ParkerDoesStuff]

My type