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[MaslowskiParker331 @ParkerMas331]

If you're writing for communications, you have to think like Joe Mazzulla. Remember: "there's no fouls [in communications writing]. You either die or you don't."

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The #Celtics couldn't make a three to save they're lives tonight. It's almost as bad as not knowing the difference between there, their, and they're.

Wait . . .

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Watching the #Celtics win always makes writing the finishing touches for your final #2025CM331 assignment a little easier.

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We should assess writing fouls for major grammatical mistakes like it's basketball. Six fouls and you have to pay a $100 fine.

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Running advertisements during #NBA games must be stressful. Do they have someone specifically hired to watch the #Celtics until a dunk happens so they can run the Dunkin' Dunk Cam? I hope so.

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Why don't we have a ubiquitous #EasterEve song written? Probably because we haven't invested in the superstars of today.

Someone call Ariana and Cynthia—the #WickedForGood press tour colors already match the vibe.

#Easter #2025CM331 @MGDowding

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If NORAD tracks Santa via satellite, it only makes sense for the USDA to track the Easter Bunny to ensure no farmland is destroyed. Someone write the memo ASAP.

#EasterEve #EasterBunny #2025CM331 @MGDowding

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In case anyone was wondering, both "He has risen" and "He is risen" are grammatically correct.

For example:
When I wake up but go back to sleep — "he has risen."
When I actually get out of bed — "he is risen."

#EasterGrammar #2025CM331 @MGDowding

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Has anyone ever considered that BU dining halls deserve their own mockumentary sitcom? Because I have. The show writes itself.

Abbott Elementary—watch your back.

#BUDining #2025CM331 @MGDowding

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Tonight's #WhiteLotus finale proves that good acting will follow when good writing leads. Mike White pens a dangerously toxic script, which makes the show all the more addictive.

If I wanted to spoil it, I would: but that would be ... pathetic.

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AI isn't exactly synonymous with authentic writing.

With OpenAI's ChatGPT offering premium subscriptions through May, I can't help but wonder if this "exciting new offer" is a marketing ploy to get students hooked on AI during finals.

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Every time I watch the #Celtics, I see this Jrue Holiday Zenni ad.

At first, the writing was excellent—but if I have to hear "What's my career highlight? Putting up another banner for Boston was amazing" one more time, I might go ballistic.

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[MaslowskiParker331 @ParkerMas331]

I'm watching the #SuperBowlHalftimeShow with @kendricklamar and loving how Lamar mixes his brand with his performance.

Beginning with "GNX," a song with the same name as his newest album was an excellent choice.

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Loving how the #Grammys2025 are spotlighting local LA businesses! Giving them airtime on 'music's biggest night' is a brilliant way to blend advertising, community, and support those affected by the recent LA fires.
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