Raey Parker

Incredibly credible journalist, mainly posting news updates from Berlin United 2 and The Muppets 2. Works for Sport Vidundrets Twitter account!

[Raey Parker @ParkerRaey]

According to sources at @SportVidundret, @BerlinUnited2's season will start sometime between the 6th and the 9th of October. The dates are not finalized, but will be soon. With @AragornNR18's newfound funds, a strong team have been built. A #division1 title is incoming! #BU2

[Raey Parker @ParkerRaey]

@BerlinUnited2 confirm the signing of three new players; the pokemon Sudowoodu, Wobbufett and Magikarp. Why Aragorn has decide to go for pokemon over real people is yet to be determined!

Brock the Rock, Ash the Cash and Team Rocket crucial in deal going through. More to come!🔴

[Raey Parker @ParkerRaey]

Bilbo BagGains will leave @BerlinUnited2, confirmed! After today, the player will enter into a court-case hoping to solve the situation. Been told that the player will go to jail with Anakin Skywalker and Pope Francis.

Bilbo will be placed in a cell with cocaine-addict Gollum!

[Raey Parker @ParkerRaey]

Continued talks on the table for @BerlinUnited2 who look to find a replacement for Professor Kalkyl.

@SportVidundret reports that Kalkyl is leaving for Colombia to bail out Captain Haddock who got caught shipping illegal substances for the drug lord Pablo.

Tintin is not happy!

[Raey Parker @ParkerRaey]

BREAKING: Steroid scandal @BerlinUnited2.🤯

Player Bilbo BagGains have been caught taking banned substances in the changing room pre-match. Legal process to begin soon.

According to sources it was Elvish mushrooms provided by @Aragorn11_. More to follow!🔴

[Raey Parker @ParkerRaey]

BREAKING: @BerlinUnited2 have signed two new top defenders, here we go! As reported by @SportVidundret a couple of days ago, Rainbow Dash from Ponyville FC and Ian Gang from Albin och Gänget join the prestigious club on deals spanning two seasons!🔴

#GloryGloryBU2

[Severus Snape @8Snapeseverus]

@BerlinUnited2 HAVE WON DIVISION 1 FOR THE FIRST TIME IN THE CLUBS HISTORY!

[Severus Snape @8Snapeseverus]

@Aragorn11_ The most incredible of comebacks!

[Aragorn @Aragorn11_]

BU2 Historic comeback!!

[Severus Snape @8Snapeseverus]

You should listen to All by Myself more. An absolute banger!

[Raey Parker @ParkerRaey]

#BREAKING: The @BerlinUnited2 music album #division1, will releases today. A long time in the making, with songs incorporating many different genres, #division1 is an absolute blast. My personal favorite? Perfectly Balanced by @JoeThanos.

[Raey Parker @ParkerRaey]

#BREAKING: @BerlinUnited2 win their first game in #FIFA21! Fortnite Thanos and Hasse Ravelli with the goals and Snape with two assists. Aragorn #MOTM!

[Berlin United 2 @BerlinUnited2]

You get a feature, you get a feature, everyone gets a feature!

[Berlin United 2 @BerlinUnited2]

Expect features to reappear when 21 season starts

[Sport Vidundret @SportVidundret]

Rumor has it that aragorn wants to change shirt number

[Raey Parker @ParkerRaey]

@JoeThanos @BerlinUnited2 @AragornNR18 It did.

[Raey Parker @ParkerRaey]

BREAKING: @BerlinUnited2 players Pope Francis and Anakin Skywalker, put in jail for serious crimes, will be let out during next week. Sources tell me that @AragornNR18 is looking to strengthen the squad further, and that Francis and Skywalker are options, but unlikely! #transfers

[Sport Vidundret @SportVidundret]

Berlin United 2 new doctor and rehab chef https://t.co/SvH0WKqnhs

[Aragorn @Aragorn11_]

Me when i see Joe Biden is back

[Aragorn @Aragorn11_]

Stop stealing from me, Ever tried to be original?

[Raey Parker @ParkerRaey]

@AragornNR18 Inspiring to see, captain!