parker

MO State ‘21 • KCMO

[parker @ParkerRamirez99]

I'm a pizza person

[antonio @antoniodelotero]

yup

[Douglas Emhoff Archived @SecondGent46]

Well, now it's official. @MerriamWebster just added "Second Gentleman" to the dictionary.

I might be the first, but I won't be the last. https://t.co/1PFsrYslgM

[THE SWAG 🥶 @returnofswagnft]

I swear we are fighting two pandemics Covid19 and Stupidity

[parker @ParkerRamirez99]

@OliviaKatlinnn @lilycozad Mine was $100 and I️ had to sober the next dance😂

[femdot. (less talk, more haze out 2 out now.) @femdotdotcom]

they killed that woman. they murdered breonna taylor and they got barricades and riot gear ready because they were going to tell the world that they didn’t.

[Patrick Mahomes II @PatrickMahomes]

Here to stay. . .! ⏰⏰

[SBU Bearcat Athletics @sbubearcats]

In just 10 games last season, Raegan Edwards netted 6 goals and scored 14 points! She returns for her senior season this fall!

[parker @ParkerRamirez99]

If I️ had to filibuster I️ would simply sing American Pie

[it’s just meera @meeracleshappen]

January 2020 April 2020

[Kansas City Chiefs @Chiefs]

"KANSAS CITY WE'RE COMING HOME, BABY!" @PatrickMahomes

[summer ᡣ𐭩ྀིྀི₊ ⊹ @summerdru]

Did everyone’s parents do this?😭

[parker @ParkerRamirez99]

but I’m just trying to shrink into my jeans

[parker @ParkerRamirez99]

being an adult means getting excited about all the weird stuff you can scrub off with a magic eraser

[parker @ParkerRamirez99]

you will never be uglier than you are sitting in the salon chair with a cape on

[parker @ParkerRamirez99]

TJMaxx does this funny thing where it takes all my money

[parker @ParkerRamirez99]

I’ve worked so much this summer that my phone officially thinks my job is “home”

[erin @_erin_porter]

pls watch this video of my nephew 😭😭

[Midwest vs. The Rest @midwestern_ope]

Midwesterners be like:

No Yeah = Yes

Yeah no = No

Yeah no for sure = Definitely