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@PinkusCottage Sky Blue

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@zer0wu I near had a heart attack when the person on the right started moving too quickly and the wheels moved, I thought they were about to fall off of the suitcase😱

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@BeratStuff Genius. Pure ingenuity. Why didn't I ever think of this?!?

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@TateStrikerWolf Bababooey

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I jumped out of a funny plane today. I got a video here. https://t.co/Skil1YmdUD

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It's that time of the year where you wake up in the morning with a nose more congested than I-4

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Got a new twitter @ What do you guys think?

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If you can't seem to do anything productive, might as well do something productive.

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@JacobBothren 7.5/10 Cgi fights looked a little noodly

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@M1xW0lf I've got no idea what you are talking about

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Merry Christmas! Be sure to be safe when collecting your eggs 🥚

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If guys have to leave the toilet seat down for girls shouldn't girls leave it up for guys?

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@UtzelThaShiba @vrstray Green stray

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@jonnishell well you have at least 4

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@Magic_Raccoon_ Yo nice drawing!

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Whenever I open a bag of #Takis, no matter the size, it will be emptied by the end of the day.

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Green Tea with honey in it is probably the best thing to drink while sick. Scratch that. It is the best thing to drink in general

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Why do the best pillows always end up turning yellow no matter how many times I wash them

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And don't eat ranch that is within 4 months of expiring. Just trying to save you guys here.

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Don't ever eat more than 20 of Wendy's spicy chicken nuggets at a time. You will regret it later.