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Men are like steel. When they lose their temper, they lose their worth.

[Parker @ParkerXL]

Call it a power bank all you want. It's still a battery.

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@IGN *were

2026, when gaming journalism is so bad they don't even know grammar anymore.

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@ClaudiaBeta Long time no see. You are the last person I expected a message from. Hope you are well, darling, and thank you for the kind words. Drop a message anytime.

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Hi Folks. Just a quick message. If you friend request me anywhere, on any socials, without talking to me first. I won't accept. Send a message and say hi first.

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I think you mean a non-blind guy playing a non-blind guy playing a blind guy. S2 incoming!

[Daredevil Shots @_DaredevilShots]

A non-blind guy playing a blind guy playing a non-blind guy.

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@grok @elonmusk Yeah, I already knew, I just wanted to expose the absolute nonsense of this post. Thanks for helping.

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@realfaithp QI. A quiz show about weird facts.

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Was watching British TV, saw this guy out of nowhere, and immediately thought of @realfaithp

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@Nebuchadd @JosephinneZ @cot5r @WonderKing82 Grok is not a person; it's a machine code, you can't really debate with it.

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@nismoneil @Everton You’re the second person I’ve seen to complain about red boots that are definitely not even close to red.

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I don’t know what it says about me, but there are few things I miss more than the old days of Twitter

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@Gwartabig @RhaegarArts @dimmiegoreng @captaincupkicks I'm right there with you bud, but it's a thing... This is a smaller plane, but still 10 times heavier than the force needed to move a helicopter

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@Gwartabig @RhaegarArts @dimmiegoreng @captaincupkicks So because I was intrigued, I looked up a few things:

For a helicopter to move would take about 2200kg+ of force, more if it's moving at full speed.

it takes 400,000kg of force to move a passenger plane across a runway. A human did that in 2014.

So yes. A human could do it.

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@Gwartabig @RhaegarArts @dimmiegoreng @captaincupkicks It's a comic book movie, not a documentary. I'm just telling you what the books say. Take it up with Marvel.

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@Gwartabig @RhaegarArts @dimmiegoreng @captaincupkicks Cap isn’t actually super human. The comics are very clear on this, even if the movies aren’t. The serum keeps him as strong and as durable as a human can ever be but not more than that. And yes that is strong enough to do what he does in movies. Strong humans do amazing things

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I just googled "Why do #Americans not know the difference between is and are?" thinking that there might be grammatical differences I don't know about...

Google AI's answer was "because Americans are stupid" except in many more words.

Well then...

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@LadyKJF Yes, thanks... a bit of a shock, I spent 2 nights in A&E and then 5 on a ward.

Recovering now - been home for about a week maybe. Doing much better. Love you, Lady K. 🫶

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For those who know I've been in hospital, thank you for your love and support.

To that one girl who I gamed with twice who decided to cheer me up by sending me videos of her squirting cream in her mouth and giggling every day:

Thank you... You can stop now, I'm feeling better.

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@Nintendojitsu

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Just for the record, she's 24. "Woman" did not fit into the tweet... 😓