Parker

Guitarist in @evansbluemusic. Hot sauce aficionado. Certified idiot.

[Parker @Parker_EB]

@MonicaLewinsky Where in the bible (my favourite act of fiction, BTW) does it mention abortion being wrong or immoral?

[Parker @Parker_EB]

@MonicaLewinsky Does all of this "responsibility" include when you're father rapes and impregnates you? Gotta keep it cause it could possibly be the next jeebus!! One can only hope that this decision will eventually result in the demise of the gop. Wasn't the goal to separate church from state?

[Parker @Parker_EB]

@msmariannemarie Booooo for censoring !! 😛

[Parker @Parker_EB]

@msmariannemarie

[Parker @Parker_EB]

@msmariannemarie Booty, it's what's for dinner.

[Parker @Parker_EB]

@msmariannemarie 😍👅

[Parker @Parker_EB]

@msmariannemarie 👅👅👅👅

[Paul Bissonnette @BizNasty2point0]

Welp. That’s enough Internet for me today.

[Parker @Parker_EB]

Hello dark web ! Anyone I know on here work for @XboxSupport or @XboxCanada ? I have a major issue with a massive over reaction by xbox enforcement. Dusting off the PS4 !!

[Parker @Parker_EB]

Glad you boys had fun ! The thanks goes to @BenBurnleyBB and @Rhiannon570 ! Nicest people on this planet ! https://t.co/YRx9pMyEPO

[Bullshipley @Bullshipley]

Thanks to @Parker_EB for hooking us up with passes for @breakingbenj & @redmusiconline tonight. Had a blast. #Chicago

[Parker @Parker_EB]

@AnthonyMingioni Dude, those wounds have not healed.

[Parker @Parker_EB]

If you block or unfollow a professional sports team because they unfollowed you, you are a sad sad human being. #GoLeafsGo

[Parker @Parker_EB]

Hahahahahahaha https://t.co/rmY4kQnSGf

[Stephen Colbert @StephenAtHome]

Trump: I thought being president would be easier.

Me:

[Parker @Parker_EB]

@miakhalifa #GoLeafsGo ;)

[Richard Dawkins @RichardDawkins]

Serial bankrupt, petulant child with so little going for him he has to boost his vanity with fake hair & fake news. Well done, America.

[Neil deGrasse Tyson @neiltyson]

Seems the World goes batshit crazy, every few decades. Just long enough to forget the last time the World went batshit crazy.

[Parker @Parker_EB]

@KellyHayze either way we'd have to wait and see. Good luck lol

[Parker @Parker_EB]

Today's the day, America ! Don't fuck this up.

[Parker @Parker_EB]

That is being polite... https://t.co/NTkpy4aXRL

[Parker @Parker_EB]

EVERYONE!! Simply embarrassing for Vancouver. https://t.co/B89LaTb2DV