Parker Topp

Just a guy being a dude. Class D driver’s license. Forklift Certified. CDL Certified. Sous Chef. Professional Pipe Layer

[Parker Topp @Parker_Topp20]

Look, not a violent person by any means, BUT if someone gave me a paper that had a list of all the people that yelled out “Oh my god, look how red his face is” every time I got embarrassed in school. I’d fight everyone on that list, no cap 😂

[Jon Gruden @BarstoolGruden]

This box is as special of a box as we've ever gotten... it's the school my parents went to!!

Thank you Coach Donaldson and @BergFootball for this it really means the world to me and my family.

Go Student Princes! #BergGang

[ShitpostGateway @ShitpostGate]

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[College Football 27 @EASPORTSCollege]

Bring Glory Home.

Coming July 19. Pre-Order Now
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#CFB25

[Parker Topp @Parker_Topp20]

Happy Mother’s Day to all the single moms

[Parker Topp @Parker_Topp20]

I’ll never forget where I was the day this happened. #ForTheRepublic #InsideJob #CurruptSenate ? 🤔

[AlphaFox @alphafox]

If an Imperial Star Destroyer crashed into Manhattan:

[clare @sadderlizards]

hey boss can i head out early i want to go play outside

[Zyn Capital @zyn_addict]

My Spotify wrapped just dropped 🤯🤯

[Parker Topp @Parker_Topp20]

#RIPHarambe

[Barstool Sports @barstoolsports]

7 years ago today. We will never forget.

[Dabz @JD99ERA]

“I have never played football a day in my life” is what I got from this tweet

[Lucas  @LucasIsDumb]

Since we're on the topic of "Who's gonna voice Rick and Morty now that Roiland has been fired", I vote that we make this absolute legend the new voice actor.

[HasbullaHive 🐐 @HasbullaHive]

Respect Women

[Master @MasterTes]

Therapist: Our session is almost over. Anything else you’d like to say?

Me:

[Overtime @overtime]

Jamal Williams mic’d up is just the best 🔥 (via @Lions)

[Parker Topp @Parker_Topp20]

@Lavander43 No

[DA VINKI @VorosTwins]

Da Multiverse?