Parker Robinson

But why? Why would you do that?
He/they is a safe bet most of the time

[Parker Robinson @Parkersnothere]

I hate working Sundays cause I'll get 10 percent tips or less, literally halving my income compared to other days, while I know they put at least 10 bucks in the offering plate.

[Parker Robinson @Parkersnothere]

This is what Elon fans think they look like talking about colonizing mars

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@CosmonautMarcus
Fuck you you made that warhammer video and now I have 3 armies and keep blowing my tips on figures what have you done to me.

[Parker Robinson @Parkersnothere]

@emptystep @courierjournal That would make them Hoosiers. The world does not need more Hoosiers right now

[Parker Robinson @Parkersnothere]

You can tell which songs Elton John wrote because the ones he didn't write are about dating women

[👑👨🏾‍🚀💫ᗯᗩᐯE KIᑎG🌊🐙🪐 @WaveSinatraJr]

Which one ?

[Parker Robinson @Parkersnothere]

@MarshaBlackburn @SpeakerPelosi @SenSchumer The "much much more" would have to cost 1,899,453,000,000$
And you can't even think of some bs to fill in that number?

[Parker Robinson @Parkersnothere]

@MarshaBlackburn @SpeakerPelosi @SenSchumer Ignoring that you just put the budget version of ect like a student writing an essay without any examples, it still only comes out to 547 million.

[Parker Robinson @Parkersnothere]

Bisexual is trending and we literally have these 2 reactions

[Parker Robinson @Parkersnothere]

Which is it??

[Parker Robinson @Parkersnothere]

I saw Ganon trending and thought they released his design for botw2

Go to horny jail

[Parker Robinson @Parkersnothere]

Elder gays seeing dababy go after Jojo siwa

[Parker Robinson @Parkersnothere]

@BUCKSOLDlER @wandvsvision Oh first avenger easily

[Parker Robinson @Parkersnothere]

You fuckers gatekeep and act snobby over some fucking shows, then wonder why people dont like you?

[Parker Robinson @Parkersnothere]

@ar1z0na_suns Drop the name I'll put him in a spell jar

[Parker Robinson @Parkersnothere]

@ar1z0na_suns You guys are getting snow?

[Parker Robinson @Parkersnothere]

@imovuIating No🥰