Parks & Rec Quotes

Filling your life with laughter and joy with hilarious and daily quotes from NBC's Parks and Recreation.

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Well I guess it's just what Grammy Mertha told me and the cousins, "You can't eat the biscuits if you don't pay for the flour!"

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When I eat, it is the food that is scared.

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I dig your groovy tunes, man.

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Just hit a fire hydrant, but I survived. #Unbreakable #WhatsMrGlassuptothesedays? #whynosequel?

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Gotta pass this lady on the ejkerkj

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Drive faster, blue civic. Daaaaaaaaamn. #soccarmoms

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Four green lights in a row #blessed

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I was reading an encyclopedia and I tripped -- or "fell over" -- and hit my head -- or "brain helmet."

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Calc-you-later

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Dress code: Black tie optional. Just like life.

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Hey, take it down a notch. You already won your Oscar, DiCaprio.

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I hope the rest of your day is cool beans.

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Jingle bells, jingle yay, jingle good for you!

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I am so annoyed that he would hypothetically do that.

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Leslie, I typed your symptoms into the thing up here and it says you could have network connectivity problems.

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Grab a slice of 'za, brah.

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I guess I'm not as good of a tech as I thought I was. Should have seen that you were missing a heart.

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I'm like that lightbulb. Weak, flickering, barely giving off any light. Unable to makeout with the lightbulb I want to makeout with.

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B to the O to the double S, do what he say and you'll be successful.

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K to the N to the O P E, she's the dopest little shorty in all Pawnee, Indiana.