Oh, honey.
You're not qualified to give legal advice. You're not even qualified to define sanity.
You're qualified to discuss one thing only: How to be a national embarrassment.
True, we're not living in a fair country. That's because terrors like you get into power to completely tear apart democracy, decency, and our country to shreds.
How did we get here?
Because your buddies gerrymandered your district into getting you a job for which you have zero qualifications.
But good news!
Despite you TRYING to turn our country into a banana republic – by using your bully pulpit to thwart our justice system – America is far from a broken.
What Fani Willis did – present facts to a grand jury that leads them to indict Donald Trump – is what we call in sane America "justice".
But you want America to be more fair, Lauren Boebert? Great!
Then let's go after everyone responsible for January 6 equally, starting with this:
Explain why you gave tours of the Capitol on January 5, 2021 – despite the building being closed to tours.
You like "fair" now?
Dear Billy & Betty Biden Impeachment,
As much as I hate to interrupt the personal zen that is your daily angry Facebook rant at Chick-fil-A for the wokeification of their nuggets, I have something I’d like to share with you.
You see, you keep talking about Joe Biden’s family being ‘corrupt’, and here’s the thing about that:
Hunter Biden didn’t make $640 Million while working in the White House.
Ivanka Trump & Jared Kushner did.
Hunter Biden didn’t have his dad fast track 16 Chinese patents in two months for him.
Ivanka Trump did.
Hunter Biden didn’t get special national security clearance despite deep concerns of possible foreign influence.
Ivanka Trump & Jared Kushner did.
Hunter Biden didn’t get a $2 Billion paycheck from a country he only months before had negotiated official American foreign policy with.
Jared Kushner did.
Sitting President Joe Biden doesn’t have a Chinese bank account.
But sitting “President” Donald Trump sure did.
So, you see… all those “impeachable offenses” you baselessly accuse the Biden family of committing — yeah well, funny thing is, they were actually committed… by the Trumps.
Now I know you won’t believe any of this because facts are about as useful to you as a second pair of underwear and a passport, but it doesn’t make them any less true.
Marge voted against the bipartisan Infrastructure bill. Here’s what was in it for Hawaii:
- At least $1.5 billion for roads, bridges and major projects
- $637.4 million for public transit
- $246 million for airports
- $160 million for broadband
- $200.4 for water infrastructure
- $18 million for electric vehicles
- $3 million for clean energy & grid
She wanted the very people she’s now using as a propaganda tool to go without assistance of any kind.
Just so we’re clear.
The language they were banned from speaking here in the U.S. — is the language that helped America win World War II. Honor them won’t you? #NavajoCodeTalkersDay
Bad news: I just got a DM from a woman (not from Ohio) calling me a C*** because I'm running against her hero Jim Jordan.
Honestly, it sickened me. I wanted to throw my phone, or 🤮. But instead I scrolled and saw... 👇🧵
GREAT news: Support for me has SKYROCKETED – since news of Trump's indictment.
Why?
People say they feel a new hope – that those trying to overthrow our democracy will be held accountable.
That includes Donald Trump, but also alleged co-conspirators like my opponent.
No matter how much hate I get, I promise you this: I will fight each and every day to get our country back. Only then can we have a government that fights for ALL people.
One district at a time. Starting with mine. 👇🧵
The Trump Indictment count is now 91.🫨
Let's be clear.
Trump was NOT indicted by Biden, Clinton, Soros, Big Bird, Target, Wokeness, Disney, pride flag, CRT, or Barbie. Trump was indicted by private citizens—as the US Constitution requires. (And most witnesses were Republican).
Maybe it’s just me, but I think Arizona, Nevada, Wisconsin, Pennsylvania and Michigan should follow Georgia’s lead in pursuing criminal charges against MAGA sedition plot leaders who tried to overturn their elections as well in 2020.
Four grand juries, from four different locations, with four different groups of people, have indicted Donald Trump.
Trump has been indicted in Democrat and Republican states, by Democrat and Republican grand jurors.
This isn't political persecution. This is accountability.
Since Social Security is trending, it'd be a real shame if everyone reposted this video EXPOSING Republican Senator Mike Lee as he says his plan is to "phase out Social Security, to pull it up by the roots, to get rid of it."
Be a REAL shame.
Fourteenth Amendment to U.S. Constitution:
“No person shall…hold any office, civil or military, under the United States, or under any State, who…shall have engaged in insurrection or rebellion against the same, or given aid or comfort to the enemies thereof.”
Right now, I’m thinking of Ruby Freeman, Shaye Moss, & every election worker in Georgia who was attacked simply for protecting our democracy & elections. Nothing will undo their trauma & pain, but today is a moment for justice and accountability. Thank you on behalf of all of us.
Dem Governors in Illinois, Minnesota, Massachusetts, & Pennsylvania have signed bills ensuring free lunch to all school kids.
GOP Governors in Arkansas, Iowa, & Ohio have signed bills allowing child labor & exploitation.
GOP claims they're pro life. Dems actually protect life.
Virginia is filing a motion to dismiss a teacher's lawsuit, who was shot by a student in class, arguing its part of the job.
Yep, the State is claiming that teachers should have the expectation of being shot by children at work.
Absurd & barbaric.
https://t.co/0yF7KmxccD
Damn. State Attorney Monique Worrell, who was just removed by Ron DeSantis, just responded perfectly: "I am your duly elected State Attorney & nothing done by a weak dictator can change that.” This is exactly how you respond to a fascist. We stand with you, State Attorney Worrell
Oh damn. Dark Brandon rises again, this time calling out Lauren Boebert directly during a live speech, saying that she “rallied against the passage” of the Inflation Reduction Act & she is “welcoming it now.” This is how it’s done. Call every one of them out. More of this.