Parlor Knife

Im in hell

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it’s over for me forever atp

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I broke down i’m a fucking sham. small rice krispie treat some random girl gave me at work today. 90 calories.

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the phrase “i guess you hate me and want me to die” when someone won’t answer you

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dinner : 820 calories, Chicken, melon, apple.

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lunch 500 calories - burger, Corn, Melon.

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i’m going to kill myself in the next hour

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1 bad apple 12oz monster - 128
1 grande iced chai - 240
368, meaning I have 1382 left. Booyah!

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10 slices Capicola - 230
1 yogurt - 80

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4oz of ribeye steak, 330

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5 slices capicola, 8oz chicken, 700 calories altogether to be safe

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Lemonade : 36 calories

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Grande Iced Chai Tea Latte - 240cals

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#edrtwt I SHALL WIN, YOU NEFARIOUS CALORIES

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okay 1730 isn’t bad for my first day, I feel like lowk I could’ve done worse. gonna try to make it stick to 1500, maybe 1750 if I do a heavy workout.

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Ramen - 1000 calories to be safe

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120g Wagyu Steak - 500 cals to be safe

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Coffee Frappuccino Grande - 230 calories

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joining #edrtwt as a MAN this is so embarrassing im gonna kms

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I don’t even own a scale I need to die like now

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I must eat like 7k calories a day there’s no damn way