Samiksha Parle

[Samiksha Parle @ParleSamiksha]

मुंबई आणि दादागिरी ही एकच गोष्ट।

[Samiksha Parle @ParleSamiksha]

मुंबई will teach you दादगिरी and that is all you need to survive

[Samiksha Parle @ParleSamiksha]

Tf is Paw Patrol?

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Should have drowned him in the water, I was watering down myself from for him.

[Samiksha Parle @ParleSamiksha]

Jo puray saal text nahi karte kripiya karke mujhe birthday pe wish na Kare!

[Samiksha Parle @ParleSamiksha]

When they hurt you so bad, you have no memories to miss because your brain chose to defend you and erase it all.

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I have a lot of flex’s in life, one of which is, I’ve never worn one of those nasty ass black choker 🙂‍↔️

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Unlearning the lingo you picked up from them…

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I don’t think I’ll ever be able to love anyone, the way I love sleep 🤡

[Samiksha Parle @ParleSamiksha]

Ykw is the best part about a breakup?
The weight loss, losing the inches!!!

[Samiksha Parle @ParleSamiksha]

Imagine having to ask everyone in your life to act upon their roles!
Asking your mother to act like a mother!
Asking your father to act like a dad!
Asking your boyfriend to act like a boyfriend!
What in the world does one have to do to even have the bare minimum?

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@EricNwanyieze @dwnews @Meta Us sis us

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Don’t make me go “Britney” on you 🚩

[Samiksha Parle @ParleSamiksha]

Re-reading my own tweets because i am so smart and funny 🤭 (just delusional)

[Samiksha Parle @ParleSamiksha]

There are three types of people: those who like dogs, those who like cats, and those who like both. However, in my observation, individuals who exclusively prefer cats often seem discontented with themselves and find solace only in disrupting the happiness of others.

[Samiksha Parle @ParleSamiksha]

Trust me when I tell you I can smell a whore from 4000 miles

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Your eyes are supposed to disappear in a smile when you're with them <3

[Samiksha Parle @ParleSamiksha]

मौसम भी अपने आप को एक अर्से में चार बार बदलता है, और तुम कहते हो वो कैसे बदल गया है।

[Samiksha Parle @ParleSamiksha]

A mouthful of ashes bested by a life of smoke and mirrors.

[Samiksha Parle @ParleSamiksha]

People usually look for a temporary fix till the solution comes along!
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So are you a temporary fix or the solution???