ParliScran

The OG. Food served in Parliament. Dms open for submissions. Sources/sauces protected. Not affiliated with the parliamentary catering team.

[ParliScran @ParliScran]

Fish, chips & mushy peas. Tartare and ketchup. Terrace cafeteria. £5.22. 3.5/5

[ParliScran @ParliScran]

Gorgeous submission of French fries and red cabbage. A true parliscran classic. Though I’d have gone mayo over ketchup xo

[Rt Hon Scran @RtHonScran]

Debate - Portobello shakshuka with feta

£3.50

2/10. I can’t lie it tastes great but this is not enough food to keep someone going 😭

[Rhiannon James @rhiannonejames]

Caused confusion in Parliament’s canteen today after asking for a half an half, obvs not enough Welshies in Westminster

[ParliScran @ParliScran]

@PortcullisTesco You can take the girl out or parliament etc

[ParliScran @ParliScran]

New MPs, don’t miss out on jerk day today. A huge part of the induction process.

[ParliScran @ParliScran]

@PortcullisTesco 🤣

[ParliScran @ParliScran]

And please send pics and ratings via dm 🥰

[Rt Hon Scran @RtHonScran]

📍River, Lords Terrace

💰 £6.50

🍴Baked trio of mushroom pasta, with salad and cherry tomato focaccia toast

💭 6/10! A little bit dry, and expensive, although the Lords always is pricey. A nice meal to return to Parliament on. Colleague’s steak was a 7.5/10!

[ParliScran @ParliScran]

It was tempeh khao soi with egg noodles for my last lunch as a passholder today. But do not fear, parliscran the account (and the legend) isn’t going anywhere

[ParliScran @ParliScran]

@RtHonScran Ahh exciting! Love the name. I’m veggie which is why the majority of the account is, but lovely submitters keep it varied. Couldn’t be truly representative of parliament scran without a pic of jerk chicken every now and again!

[ParliScran @ParliScran]

Confession. The woman behind ParliScran is leaving parliament soon. Seeking friends who’ll invite me back in for lunch and submit pictures of their meals to me to keep the account alive

[ParliScran @ParliScran]

Chinese five spice pork wrap the size of my arm, with red cabbage and chilli sauce. 3.50 from the Debate.

[ParliScran @ParliScran]

Leaving parliament tomorrow so in full parliscran style I had dinner in the terrace with friends tonight. Soup, chips and green beans. What else could it have been 💔 £2.85 terrace cafe

[ParliScran @ParliScran]

Chinese New Year is back at River Restaurant. Everything looks great so I’d pop down if you haven’t had lunch yet. Veg offering is spring roll, veg dumplings, and chow mein noodles

[ParliScran @ParliScran]

Tofu and tender stem rice noodle situation from River. This was tasty business, but I have to be honest, the salad on top got a bit too warm and sad 💔 suggest asking for no salad on a takeaway hot dish #parliscrantoptips

[ParliScran @ParliScran]

Had guests in for lunch today, so introduced them to the parliscran special of soup and chips. This time it was sweetcorn with french fries and mayo from terrace cafe. A win all round

[ParliScran @ParliScran]

Tempeh and peanut khao soi with egg noodles. Debate £3.95 very yummy

[ParliScran @ParliScran]

This time last year I had 377 followers. Thanks ParliScran gang ❤️

[ParliScran @ParliScran]

Butternut squash and coconut soup. £1.10 in Portcullis House. Really good soup, but the salty crunchy croutons are the star.

[ParliScran @ParliScran]

Parliscran burrito hack: ask them to but the salad in the burrito not on the side