The Parliament

Multi-sport fantasy league (baseball, football, basketball) based in the Bay Area. Matthew Berry #FantasyLife award winners (2013).

[The Parliament @ParliamenTweets]

Shout out to all the fantasy baseball owners whose blood alcohol level > their teams' batting avg ⚾️😐🥃

[𝐃𝐚𝐦𝐚𝐫 𝐇𝐚𝐦𝐥𝐢𝐧 @HamlinIsland]

Putting love into the world comes back 3xs as much… thankful for everyone who has reached out and prayed. This will make me stronger on the road to recovery, keep praying for me! 🫶🏾3️⃣

[The Parliament @ParliamenTweets]

Parliament Travel Tip: When renting a car in Mexico, just take the Chevy Spark. Don’t upgrade to the Tesla.
#chevy #likearock

[The Parliament @ParliamenTweets]

Waiting for the Manis Variant to set in

[The Parliament @ParliamenTweets]

I def felt like he was judging me for eating a salad

[The Parliament @ParliamenTweets]

You embarrassed me in front of Fred! @LAFD

[The Parliament @ParliamenTweets]

Packing update: Brad brought 3 jerseys and 2 bathing suits

[The Parliament @ParliamenTweets]

@bchickman Why can’t we retweet this?

[The Parliament @ParliamenTweets]

The 6 Days of Carnage

[The Parliament @ParliamenTweets]

Jerrymandering

[The Parliament @ParliamenTweets]

@kamwoods31 how are you doing? We all miss you

[The Parliament @ParliamenTweets]

Hotel Parliament Text: you can checkout anytime you want but you can never leave

[The Parliament @ParliamenTweets]

Bard has entered the chat...

[The Parliament @ParliamenTweets]

BREAKING NEWS: No diving boards at the Dead Sea

[The Parliament @ParliamenTweets]

I don’t care how good it looks he’s dressed head to toe in teal

[The Parliament @ParliamenTweets]

“@therealham24 is Jewish?! I thought he was Hawaiian!”

[The Parliament @ParliamenTweets]

Revised for season 9: “If you want a break, get a partner”

[The Parliament @ParliamenTweets]

"If you want a break get a bye week" -Forest's thoughts on someone wanting a break between sports #ParliamentSeason4 #idontgettired

[Jose Canseco @JoseCanseco]

Happy New Year to everyone except a rod

[The Parliament @ParliamenTweets]

Overheard in the middle of the last round

[The Parliament @ParliamenTweets]

“What’s my strategy? I don’t even know why my strategy is”

[The Parliament @ParliamenTweets]

“What’s my strategy? I don’t even know why my strategy is”