Chris Parliament

[Austin Richardson @richaust003]

Hi my names Kelly haas @kellymh22

[Chris Parliament @ParliamentChris]

When your little cousin doesnt know who TJ Detwheiler is......#WhatInTheFuck

[Chris Parliament @ParliamentChris]

"@DoltYourseIf: Anyone need a laugh? Just pause this vine at random times. https://t.co/piVYi2Y4UN" @jessflanagann @Brady1696

[Chris Parliament @ParliamentChris]

@NathanWounch @AlmaneSami @auzzywhetham97 @richaust003 @ScottyWitz @dwyer_tyler @liamlaforest shouldve known it was the muslims fault

[Chris Parliament @ParliamentChris]

@NathanWounch @AlmaneSami @auzzywhetham97 @richaust003 @ScottyWitz @dwyer_tyler @liamlaforest thanks for the shoutout dick head

[Because I'm a Guy @CauseWereGuys]

Cheating at "Heads Up, Seven Up" by looking at people's shoes was just a part of life.

[Chris Parliament @ParliamentChris]

As soon as a teacher makes a stupid comment i just check out for the period #fuckoff

[Chris Parliament @ParliamentChris]

@hparliament that is probably the worst thing ever tweeted

[Because I'm a Guy @CauseWereGuys]

Showing my parents my grades like http://t.co/U0uiysSTts

[Chris Parliament @ParliamentChris]

@_mikedemers i heard kessel was three under par today...so theres that

[Chris Parliament @ParliamentChris]

@leenahcole1 ya im the one that messed up that one aha

[Chris Parliament @ParliamentChris]

Boom

[Chris Parliament @ParliamentChris]

EDWING!!! LOVE IT #BlueJays

[Chris Parliament @ParliamentChris]

"@autocorrects: THIS IS GOLDEN" bitches gotta know

[Chris Parliament @ParliamentChris]

"@LifeAsBros: Taking care of drunk friends http://t.co/B4ZYxm6Gym" @Brady1696 thanks for all those times pal

[Brandon Velda @Velda_15]

@ParliamentChris @Taitertot12 damn rakins

[Chris Parliament @ParliamentChris]

@Taitertot12 nooooo

[Chris Parliament @ParliamentChris]

"@AgwuComedy: Bitches Will Find A Misspelled Word In Your Tweet..But Can't Find The father of their baby." @jessflanagann

[Chris Parliament @ParliamentChris]

"Booby Orr...isnt that a football player?" @leenahcole1 No...just no