Parlimemes Shitposting House

shitposting account for Parliament House Press, home of best selling novels and dummy thicc characters.

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Tee shirt ideas:
"Alma deserved better" - The Shrike and the Shadows"
"Gotta go fast" - Collateral Damage
"Ankles" - Between the Sea and Stars
"Blood Daddy" - Of Light and Darkness
My poor sweet animatronic boy - August Prather is not Dead Yet

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@ShayneLeighton #OfLightAndDarkness

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Valek: I diagnose you as baby.
Charlotte: ???????
#OfLightAndDarkness @ShayneLeighton

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#BlindingNight but anytime Summer and Minthe interact, Sumner uses a customer service voice.

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Sorry, I can't go out tonight. My publisher said I have to write my novel.

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#CollateralDamage #MerryCrisis @tay_simonds
Meg any time a super picks up her car to use against evil:

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Darce: I am the Lord and Kind of the Underworld and I simp for no one.
*Summer walks by*
Darce: fuck
#BlindingNight #GildedRuins @CGadouryAuthor

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"Y'all make me want to throw myself off a cliff, did you know that?" Francis from OF LIGHT AND DARKNESS

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And now for an ongoing series of "PHP characters as things ive said at work".

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"If I give you $20 will you let me take your truck so I can drive into the sunset and never be seen again?" Meg from COLLATERAL DAMAGE

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@winnieclyon I'm comin for ur himbos and I'm shitpostin about 'em

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@winnieclyon

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@parliamentbooks Fuck if this ain't Rorie and Alice from WANDERING IN WONDERLAND idk what is

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An ongoing list of simps in the Parliaverse:

1. Darce

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@CeliaMwrites Id like to thank my one semester of ASL in community college for this tweet

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@CeliaMwrites #UNSPOKEN
Me, phonetically signing: D-O H-E G-O-T A F-A-T A-S-S T-H-O-U-G-H Q-U-E-S-T-I-O-N M-A-R-K

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@CGadouryAuthor

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Blinding Night but instead of Darce and the others it's the James Woods Hades

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#WanderinginWonderland @fleurdemure106
Someone: are you a boy or a girl?
Rion: I'm an assassin.
Someone: ok but whats in your pants?
Rion:

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This isn't a shitpost or meme but uh
Pls review books after you read them