The Melancholia of Alexander Green

Personality Type: ENFP-T - I would be a feminist but I don’t believe the sexes are equal, women are just better... - Gender Ambiguous.

[The Melancholia of Alexander Green @ParmaViolet777]

Oh don’t be so dramatic, that’s my thing! And if you take it from me I will kill myself and then you!

[The Melancholia of Alexander Green @ParmaViolet777]

@billyeichner I love the episode of Glee where Rachel Berry goes to NY.

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What year is this? 2 of 5 Girls Aloud member are trending. I bet @CherylHoleQueen is wet...

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@jaidaehall ♑️♒️ cusp

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@changescrawford 🖤

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#WhereIsBoris he’s got #coronavirus and is self isolating, he started early December 2019...

[The Melancholia of Alexander Green @ParmaViolet777]

The fact that #WhereIsBoris trends like once of month should tell people who voted for him what a shit show this government is...

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@PippinDrill I’m finding it’s people in their 50’s making jokes, it’s like they don’t realise their also at risk...

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Did Dua La Pepe write Don’t Start Now about #CoronaVirus ?

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@lewizsz If he didn’t draw a picture, it’s definitely not art...

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BREAKING: China has reported the outbreak of a deadly coronavirus #Covid_19 in the city of #Wuhan

[The Melancholia of Alexander Green @ParmaViolet777]

Hand cream isn’t helping at all... I hate being a receptionist, literally cleaning my hands 100 times a day...

[The Melancholia of Alexander Green @ParmaViolet777]

@jaidaehall FKA Twigs

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@FakeShowbizNews @supernannyreact Tbh Kim probably does nothing also, didn’t a test tube make her last kids?

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@jonfavs I blocked her ages ago, she’s a shit show...

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@iNabber69 He’s already a zombie.

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@TanyaMCody That’s like a normal day @LidlGB though. Their staff get treated like shit by customers because they don’t hire enough staff...

[The Melancholia of Alexander Green @ParmaViolet777]

Had sleep paralysis for the first time since I was a kid last night. There was a massive dog in my room, it had owl eyes and was covered in feathers. It opened its mouth like it was going to speak to me but all that came out was a deafening sound.

[The Melancholia of Alexander Green @ParmaViolet777]

@chaseicon Trans icons unite!

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The fuck @Eminem is so hot with dark hair...