Derek Adams Parody

Best manager outside the Premier League. End of story.

[Derek Adams Parody @ParodyAdams]

Well I'm obviously delighted to have returned back to being a manager, I mean director. It will be great to sack, I mean support Tom Cleverley.
I will definitely NOT take over and say how poor the squad is that I inherited.
@Argyle @MorecambeFC

[Derek Adams Parody @ParodyAdams]

𝗣𝗼𝘀𝘁-𝗦𝗲𝗮𝘀𝗼𝗻 𝗗𝗶𝗮𝗿𝗶𝗲𝘀: Derek Adams 📔

[Derek Adams Parody @ParodyAdams]

@Caprani14 Slew said he's game too 👍

[Derek Adams Parody @ParodyAdams]

Just pencilled in 10th June 2026 into my diary see you there mate 👍

[LC @Caprani14]

Nice one Derek, same time again next year

[Derek Adams Parody @ParodyAdams]

@JackRoss1929 No they've not got a clue about football up in Scotland, not got a clue!

[Derek Adams Parody @ParodyAdams]

Chapter 15, Verse 10 Old Testament 'Thou shalt not pisstake Derek Adams let ye who attempts suffer justice again' cheers my old mate Big Jezzer

[antony davies @antonydavies20]

Derek Adams is currently sat in the corner of his bedroom pissing himself laughing at Walsall, some can some can’t 🤣

[BBC Sport Lancashire @BBCLancsSport]

🔴 "What we've got to remember is the owner is keeping the football club alive. He is keeping the football club running every week. No one else is... If he hadn't done it, there wouldn't be a football club."

#Morecambe manager Derek Adams

#uts | #bbcfootball

[Derek Adams Parody @ParodyAdams]

Sometimes in life you get your comeuppance and that was that I'm afraid

[Sky News @SkyNews]

Boris Johnson was bitten by an ostrich as he drove through a safari park with his son.

https://t.co/p80k96HQ67

[Derek Adams Parody @ParodyAdams]

We are where we are
We are where we are
We are where we are

[Morecambe FC @MorecambeFC]

Derek Adams speaks ahead of Saturday's trip to Vale Park 🗣️

#UTS 🦐 | #PORvMOR

[Derek Adams Parody @ParodyAdams]

You mean he died?
Great person 👍

[Derek Adams Parody @ParodyAdams]

@FakeSarbCapital More chance of Kevin Ellison becoming my number 9 than you passing ownership tests

[Derek Adams Parody @ParodyAdams]

Knobhead

[Jason Whittingham @JasonWparody]

Just paid myself £200,000 +

From a club I've never done a spot of work for.

I'll rinse and repeat whilst you're "up for sale" for another 900+ days !

Because you're all too dumb to kick off.

[Derek Adams Parody @ParodyAdams]

@MorecambeFCFeed A top top performance, showed a lot of class to get a draw for the opposition

[Derek Adams Parody @ParodyAdams]

Sometimes in life you get your comeuppance
And that was that I'm afraid

[Walsall FC @WFCOfficial]

93'- Goal. Cheltenham are level late on.

♦️2-2⚫️🔴#Saddlers

[Derek Adams Parody @ParodyAdams]

@cooke_8 great to have you back. Hopefully we can celebrate at the pub, you can have my tipple, Fanta and Caramel Wafer.

[Derek Adams Parody @ParodyAdams]

Well I've worked with Cooke before & that's important. Because he knows how I work & I know how he works. His dad's a former professional, this means I know how he works & he knows how his son works & I know how his son & his dad work. That gives upteen opportunities to improve.

[Derek Adams Parody @ParodyAdams]

Can't believe this! Just had a call from the Trimpell horse owners asking if they can use 'that mudpitch' for their horses to graze on. I did warn them the grass has 3 points disease.

[Derek Adams Parody @ParodyAdams]

Sounds good to me, as long as I can rejoin Morecambe at the end of the season.

[Dan Bateman @dan_batemannn]

Weaken Morecambe and strengthening Carlisle at the same time.

Derek Adams is a good manager and with all the off the field drama at Morecambe we could offer him a way out.

His teams show fight and passion and he gets results.

Definitely a choice for me!

#CUFC

[Derek Adams Parody @ParodyAdams]

Well I'm obviously delighted to have players returning from injury.
I'll be using a wee squad rotation today.
Remember Morecambe should be in the championship!

[Derek Adams Parody @ParodyAdams]

@morecambe_hisp Obviously delighted, good evening

[Derek Adams Parody @ParodyAdams]

Well I'm obviously delighted, having got Yann an early Christmas present of laser eye surgery, he's been a different player.
He even said to me the other day "gaffer I can finally pass to a red shirt".

[Morecambe FC @MorecambeFC]

Captain Yann-tastic 😮‍💨

#UTS 🦐 | #MORvTRA