eric Blade brooks Parody

I'm the half human half vampire boogey man to all suck heads my name is blade but they all call me the daywalker

[eric Blade brooks Parody @ParodyBlade1]

When faith showed up and asked wth frost was doing here I said don't worry he's not staying as I picked up my sword and took Deacon's head watching his body crumple and burn.

[eric Blade brooks Parody @ParodyBlade1]

I was wrapped up in the arms of my one true love @janevolturiparo kissing her lovingly. For all my life I've prayed for someone like you my light queen and I thank God that I finally found you.

[eric Blade brooks Parody @ParodyBlade1]

When deacon called Jane bitch she grinned and said pain making deacon drop to his knees and beg for mercy. Mercy is for the weak we do not train to be merciful if man faces you he is your enemy an enemy deserves no mercy.

[eric Blade brooks Parody @ParodyBlade1]

Meredith said I've done all the calculations and if you give Jane a blood transfusion her being a vampire should be over since my body has antibodies from my serum. Nodding I let her hook us up. An hour later my Jane was cured my dark night she said warmly lacing our hands.

[eric Blade brooks Parody @ParodyBlade1]

When my light queen @janevolturiparo said she wanted to walk in the sun light my first thought was no I will not risk losing you my beloved . But I knew there had to be a way . When @ThecrowRp1 showed up I knew he had the answer we seeked.

[eric Blade brooks Parody @ParodyBlade1]

Eric said he had the best doctor in the world her name was Meridith grey. And that she was a miracle worker when it came to curing people. He looked at his sister are you sure my light sister when my Jane nodded he said go see Meredith she's expecting you two.

[Janevolturiparo @janevolturiparo]

Ground you can’t kill me between you both i scowled finish him my daywalker and he grinned this might hurt a bit he took his head clean off some motherfuckers like to try skating uphill I kissed my dark night and they need to fear us my blade he goes too right my lady Jane .

[Janevolturiparo @janevolturiparo]

We continued our hunt that’s when the air got dark and cold it lead us to count draculas lair a voltouri with a half breed this is heracy he scowled my dark night goes back your a disgrace to your heritage you bloodsucking freak I stood there and I went pain he crumpled to the

[Janevolturiparo @janevolturiparo]

My dark night asked me out on a date I didn’t hesitate I agreed straight away we was leaving and a sensation of pure evil stopped us my daywalker grabbed me by my waist you fancy going on a hunt he softly whispered in my ear I grinned of course my dark night I said he smiled .

[eric Blade brooks Parody @ParodyBlade1]

As my light queen used her powers I took the counts head before he could blink some motherfuckers are always trying to figure skate uphill

[eric Blade brooks Parody @ParodyBlade1]

I had asked @janevolturiparo out on a date. We were going to have fun but then we both felt it a power that was old and pure evil wrapping my arms around her waist I whispered in her fancy a hunt lady Jane yes my daywalker she grinned.

[eric Blade brooks Parody @ParodyBlade1]

As we hunted we found ourselves face to face with count dracula. My Jane whispered ooo doesn't just look menacing I laughed oh yeah I'm shaking in my boots just at the sight of him. A voultari with the half breed this is heresy and you you are a plague on humanity count.

[eric Blade brooks Parody @ParodyBlade1]

But she didn't daywalker I know about your legend. The killer of the blood god la migra but I know you wouldn't be here if you didn't have a gentle heart my brother and sister wouldn't put the town at risk.

[eric Blade brooks Parody @ParodyBlade1]

So the carnival was in town which is a good place to hunt vampires. I was on the prowl when I felt like I was being followed turning I saw @janevolturiparo following me

[eric Blade brooks Parody @ParodyBlade1]

You know if you wanted my attention you could have just asked I said softly. She said her name was Jane voultari and I introduced myself as blade. At first I expected her to run away from me most vampires pee their pants when they see me

[eric Blade brooks Parody @ParodyBlade1]

@Ashy_slashee Doc Holliday

[Janevolturiparo @janevolturiparo]

@ParodyBlade1 But not me I knew he wasn’t a fret or he wouldn’t be here my brother and sister @GeckoFaith wouldn’t put the town in danger they protect family I’m very safe here I suggested going onto the roof to watch the fireworks he grinned and took my hand my pleasure beautiful.

[Janevolturiparo @janevolturiparo]

He goes you could of asked madam if you wanted to take a walk with me the names blade @ParodyBlade1 or daywalker and you madam what’s your name my name is Jane he goes ahh the other vampire it then dawned on me he was the half human half vampire a trait the volturi feared

[Janevolturiparo @janevolturiparo]

Take a walk round and I wasn’t the only one I noticed a stranger in town but as I read his mind it was obvious he was invited here or he wouldn’t be here I found him interesting I felt drawn to him so I decided to follow him I stopped as soon as he turned around he smiled