TheIsaacParody

Hey, I'm Isaac, I'm ancient and decided to create a Tweet account, I mean Twitter. *This is a parody.*

[TheIsaacParody @ParodyIsaac]

I remember when I was getting ready to be sacrificed for God, in that moment, I decided to trust Him with my entire life and that ni matter what happens I know he's watching me. I love you Lord!😊
#GodIsGood

[TheIsaacParody @ParodyIsaac]

Some say I'm too old to be on Twitter, others say I'm too good. 😏

[TheIsaacParody @ParodyIsaac]

When I get 30 Tweets I think I'll be at 1 million followers🤠 God bless!

[TheIsaacParody @ParodyIsaac]

I hope everyone had a splendid President's Day! I enjoyed hangin with my guinea pig, she went live with me on Insta. #cute

[TheIsaacParody @ParodyIsaac]

Why argue with the God of all creation?! Evolution is NOT the answer! God bless y'all's Tuesday!

[TheIsaacParody @ParodyIsaac]

My cousin's, best friend's, sister's cousin got married on this day 50 years ago! Thank you Lord for blessing them with all these years.
#blessed

[TheIsaacParody @ParodyIsaac]

24 tweets strong💪🏼 Thank you Lord, I still remember day 1😓

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My profile pictures makes me look old😖
#OldSchool

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I think I'm becoming famous in Twitter thanks to my partners in Christ. @HomeDepot @Target @Walmart

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This snow brings glory to God and his beautiful creation!

[TheIsaacParody @ParodyIsaac]

Slippery road conditions this morning, stay safe out there and God bless!

[TheIsaacParody @ParodyIsaac]

My door to my house was almost frozen shut, I used my heat lamp to melt to ice.👌🏼

[TheIsaacParody @ParodyIsaac]

Ate a waffle this mornin😎

[TheIsaacParody @ParodyIsaac]

Heading to work, snowy morning. Glad my Tesla can handle it.

[TheIsaacParody @ParodyIsaac]

Jacob's trying to get Esau's birthright? #familydrama

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Hangin with Esau today, new TikTok is up🙌🏼 #TikTok

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Don't tell anyone that Esau is my favorite.🤐

[TheIsaacParody @ParodyIsaac]

Hello everyone, goin live in Insta in 20. Telling the story of my unique childhood. #storytime #Instagram #LiveStreaming

[TheIsaacParody @ParodyIsaac]

Alright, today Jacob comes in and says "Your Lord," darlin, He's your God too.

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Where are my glasses? Was that Esau? #Blessings #Help #glasses 👴🏼