MARX

why yes officer I can be trusted with a loaded weapon why do you ask

also I am a space lawyer.

[MARX @ParodyMARX]

@hynessbonjam i will be 6 in december

[MARX @ParodyMARX]

hey guys its me marx

[333ハルまき @333hrmk_yummy]

#星のカービィ #マルク
朝日

[MARX @ParodyMARX]

Hyness has been keeping me locked in a cave for the past 165 days and harvesting me for my grapeness and infusing it into his snacks please someone kill me

[MARX @ParodyMARX]

believe it or not i am still alive

(treacherous lies)

[MARX @ParodyMARX]

I lost a follower who was it.

[MARX @ParodyMARX]

Hey guys its me Mark s

[MARX @ParodyMARX]

@PKMaster41 No

[Scourge 🇨🇦 @Scourge_5555]

Small child spotted #TearsOfTheKingdom #Zelda #NintendoSwitch

[Trashtan @Critterzone13]

new employee in magoland

[Trashtan @Critterzone13]

the sillys

[MARX @ParodyMARX]

did you guys know that i have balloons, i just wanted all of you to know that right now that there are these two balloons that look like me and i wanted everyone to know that right now because they are mine and i have them and they are balloons that i am holding right now they ar

[MARX @ParodyMARX]

"I wonder what this button does"

[Gets entirely and wholely obliterated, I mean completely decimated,totally vaporized, utterly destroyed, and reduced to absolutely nothing. 100% gazookled, really.]

[MARX @ParodyMARX]

@hynessbonjam Hyness has been keeping me locked in a cave for the past 74 days and harvesting me for my grapeness and infusing it into his snacks please someone kill me

[MARX @ParodyMARX]

"Improves Copy Abilities."

[Ripple Star - WiKirby @WiKirby_86]

In the Virtual Console manual for Kirby's Dream Land 3, every animal friend is listed with what they can do. For Pitch, it just says he "Improves Copy Abilities", implying that the others don't.

Pitch is officially confirmed to be the best animal friend.

[MARX @ParodyMARX]

@Squeaksol dont ask where i got them

[MARX @ParodyMARX]

of course i answer, he is me, i am calling myself from my other phone, both of which are in my hands

[Mouse @Squeaksol]

97% chance of it being a scam call

[MARX @ParodyMARX]

@AWxtch nyeheheheh

[MARX @ParodyMARX]

@hynessbonjam dear god help me i cannot take this any longer i can feel my bones being crunched every day hundreds of times and having my mangled decrepit body digested over and over this is literal hell please someone save me from this