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NBA STANDINGS UPDATE ‼️

▪️ PHX makes it 5 straight wins
▪️ ATL wins its 4th in a row
▪️ TOR secures its 6th win in 7 games

[‘Keil. જ⁀➴ not @NickeilAW @nobodyhotta]

@ParodyOfNBA 𝐆𝐚𝐦𝐞 𝟏𝟎 𝐨𝐟 𝟖𝟐.

𝐯𝐬. 𝐒𝐮𝐧𝐬

𝟏𝟐𝟏 - 𝟗𝟖 ➜ 𝐋.

𝟏𝟓 𝐩𝐭𝐬, 𝟐 𝐫𝐞𝐛 & 𝟏 𝐚𝐬𝐭.

[a marvel type. ⇝ not @tyresemaxey @RanUpThatScore]

[ 𝟏𝟎𝟐 - 𝟏𝟎𝟎 𝐖 ]

A win is a win, no matter how close the score is.

[🃏 @DOMlNANTPLAY]

𝟧𝟧 ᴘᴏɪɴᴛs. 𝟣𝟤 ʀᴇʙᴏᴜɴᴅs. 𝟨 ᴀssɪsᴛs.

𝟣𝟥𝟢-𝟣𝟣𝟨.

𝟫-𝟤 ᴏɴ ᴛʜᴇ sᴇᴀsᴏɴ. #MileHighBasketball

[a marvel type. ⇝ not @tyresemaxey @RanUpThatScore]

[ 𝟏𝟑𝟐 - 𝟏𝟐𝟏 𝐋 ]

Let’s get back to it to not make this a regular thing.

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🏀 WEDNESDAY'S FINAL SCORES 🏀

Donovan Mitchell goes OFF for 46 to fuel the @/cavs victory! (@WebsOfAuthority)

[⚡︎ ‍ ‍ ‍#2. @twainifty]

Cash out or crash out? 💚

[a marvel type. ⇝ not @tyresemaxey @RanUpThatScore]

[ 𝟏𝟏𝟑 - 𝟏𝟏𝟏 𝐋 ]

Did all we could, but we let it get away.

[prove em wrong. ⌯⌲ not @labaronphilon @ComeDoubleMe]

Anyways, we move. 🏁

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Devin Booker tallies a double-double as the @/Suns secure their 3rd win of the season! (@oneinthevalley)

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🏀 SUNDAY'S FINAL SCORES 🏀

SGA records his 79th consecutive 20+ point game to lead the @/okcthunder to their 7th straight win which ties their best start in the franchise's OKC era! (@CourtExpertise)

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Jalen Brunson's all-around game powers the @/nyknicks dub over the Bulls! (@DefinedAsClutch)

[prove em wrong. ⌯⌲ not @labaronphilon @ComeDoubleMe]

@ParodyOfNBA 𝐒𝐩𝐮𝐫𝐬: 𝟏𝟏𝟖 𝐒𝐮𝐧𝐬: 𝟏𝟑𝟎

𝟐𝟔 𝐩𝐨𝐢𝐧𝐭𝐬
𝟕 𝐫𝐞𝐛𝐨𝐮𝐧𝐝𝐬
𝟓 𝐚𝐬𝐬𝐢𝐬𝐭𝐬

𝐅𝐢𝐫𝐬𝐭 𝐥𝐨𝐬𝐬 𝐤𝐢𝐧𝐝𝐚 𝐜𝐫𝐚𝐳𝐲, 𝐠𝐨𝐭𝐭𝐚 𝐜𝐥𝐞𝐚𝐧 𝐭𝐡𝐚𝐭 𝐨𝐧𝐞 𝐮𝐩 𝐢𝐧𝐬𝐭𝐚𝐧𝐭𝐥𝐲.

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8-game Sunday slate loading!

🏀 OKC, CHI, SAS look to stay perfect
🏀 Luka seeks 4th straight 40+ PT game
🏀 Top-5 picks Ace Bailey, Kon Knueppel square off

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𝐆𝐚𝐦𝐞 𝟔 𝐨𝐟 𝟖𝟐.

𝐯𝐬. 𝐓𝐡𝐮𝐧𝐝𝐞𝐫

𝟏𝟑𝟕 - 𝟏𝟎𝟔 ➜ 𝐋.

𝟏𝟔 𝐩𝐭𝐬, 𝟒 𝐫𝐞𝐛 & 𝟒 𝐚𝐬𝐭

[Bend a knee, Bow your heads. ℘ not @PrinceofpaceCN @KingdomsToUnite]

@ParodyOfNBA 𝐌𝐚𝐠𝐢𝐜: 𝟏𝟐𝟓
𝐖𝐢𝐳𝐚𝐫𝐝𝐬: 𝟗𝟒

𝟐𝟓 𝐩𝐨𝐢𝐧𝐭𝐬
𝟔 𝐫𝐞𝐛𝐨𝐮𝐧𝐝𝐬
𝟔 𝐚𝐬𝐬𝐢𝐬𝐭𝐬

𝟕 𝐨𝐮𝐭 𝐨𝐟 𝟖𝟐.

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🏀 SATURDAY'S FINAL SCORES 🏀

Zach LaVine records his 5th game of 30+ PTS this season as the @/SacramentoKings secure the road win! (@SoarAndScore)