💜Miss Pauling💜

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[💜Miss Pauling💜 @ParodyPauling]

It has been a while since I've last tweeted about everything

So let me start with it

I had a ton of paperwork by admin and she forced me to work

So sadly, V had to take over with his friendo's

But im back and better than ever

(Old banner included)

[💜Miss Pauling💜 @ParodyPauling]

*parody comes back but not as good*

[💜Miss Pauling💜 @ParodyPauling]

@Parody_Spider //i don't know you, but understand that a brea- oh god dammit

[💜Miss Pauling💜 @ParodyPauling]

*you see her working, scribbling down sentence after sentence, and sighing from exhaustion and turns it to you*

"Alright, why did you exactly hit 4
children using the crosswalk?"

"And i swear to god anything
about trolling"

[💜Miss Pauling💜 @ParodyPauling]

F u ck

[💜Miss Pauling💜 @ParodyPauling]

Spies be like

[💜Miss Pauling💜 @ParodyPauling]

@FunnyPlantWoman Don't listen to them tbh, they are trying to bring your personality and mood down with their shitty opinions))

The real uncreative one is me, i came back as the parody i used to rp as))

[💜Miss Pauling💜 @ParodyPauling]

@FunnyPlantWoman I don't have a bed

But do you need a hug my plant friend?

[💜Miss Pauling💜 @ParodyPauling]

Honestly
The time me and demoman sung sea shanties was the best day of my life

[💜Miss Pauling💜 @ParodyPauling]

You're*
Fuck

[💜Miss Pauling💜 @ParodyPauling]

How, YOUR A FUCKING DOG!

[💜Miss Pauling💜 @ParodyPauling]

*sigh*

I worry about you sometimes

[💜Miss Pauling💜 @ParodyPauling]

You killed 6 kids

[💜Miss Pauling💜 @ParodyPauling]

I gotta stop giving medic homicidal ideas

[💜Miss Pauling💜 @ParodyPauling]

@SoldierTF26 Don't hmm me soldier

[💜Miss Pauling💜 @ParodyPauling]

I do hate how im easilly told to do things
Anyways, i caused 9/1-

[💜Miss Pauling💜 @ParodyPauling]

This is not what i meant when you said
"We're going to do a bit of trolling

[💜Miss Pauling💜 @ParodyPauling]

@PaulingMSpaint I was never gone!

[💜Miss Pauling💜 @ParodyPauling]

@SoldierTF26 Soldier, its just chips, settle down

[💜Miss Pauling💜 @ParodyPauling]

@migmi0 Hiya migmi!

[💜Miss Pauling💜 @ParodyPauling]

*comes out with paper work*

Oh no, what did i miss?