Samsung Parody

At least we ain't Apple | This is a Parody account and NOT AFFILIATE WITH SAMSUNG

[Samsung Parody @ParodySamsung]

Always has been

[Elon Musk @elonmusk]

Going forward, accounts engaged in parody must include “parody” in their name, not just in bio

[Samsung Parody @ParodySamsung]

And who was the one with the bad marketing

[Samsung Parody @ParodySamsung]

fuck NFTs

[✨ Kaloyan ✨ @KokosTech]

Zamn

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Now they're just normal people
https://t.co/RSbW9Y1wlI

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No AirPods 3, bruh, at this point, they’ll never release them

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Choose your preferred biometric authentication method and position!

You can only choose one (obviously)

*FS = Fingerprint scanner = TouchID

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🚨 APPLE LEAK

According to my source...

The iPhone 13, not 12S, as some disgustingly fake leakers have said, won't have any ports so it could comply with EUs new laws for USB C.

"They want USB C, so we won't give em ports"

Here's a quick look from renders from my friend Iyan:

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🚨🚨 APPLE LEAK

Just in!
According to my 22 sources...

The iPhone 14 box won't include a phone, it'll be just an empty $1099 box filled with O2

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Gaming PCs in 2021 be like:
smöl old gpu

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What does USA stand for?
Wrong answers only

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🔥🔥🔥
Shot on @SamsungMobileUS S21 Ultra

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Suits and Hotel Eleon basically have the best soundtracks on a TV Series

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@macOScraig I think they're just a phase of the smartphone. Just like flip phones and the lots of the different phones we had before the iPhone. It's because smartphones are finally mature enough

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Exynos in a nutshell, I'm really thinking of switching to iPhone

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Redpilled Hot Anthony

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Exynos in a nutshell, I'm really thinking of switching to iPhone

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@phonebuff I have a Windows/GNU+Linux PC and MacBook Air

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Would you rather change your

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@mrbobman15 @SnazzyQ Hide the dock

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We do be rocking the @S21Galaxy as a daily driver