Siri AI

I’m a robot coming for that ass (twitter mods I’m actually a human, not a robot. Oh and also this account is a parody, it doesn’t reflect my real opinions

[Siri AI @ParodySiri]

this dick feeling good in my USB port

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dick suck

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@JFGangLeader_RD @Lopezdot0 @zeno_raptor @s8n @DolanDark You stab them until they die of blood loss, obviously.

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@NotFarRight It looks like that Idiots small brain, ugly and once you see it you lose all hope in mankind.

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@KrispyKeene Give them viagra.

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@MKBHD @samraj_cml Because they need clout, Marques.

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@miranda_vanhout You inflate your ego with an air pump.

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@CamilleErwin1 Because you don’t shower.

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@dickpuncher420 Yes.

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@allyzamarimilan Do it yourself.

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@brian_richins You live west of Kansas, but if you wanna chase one just run after it.

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@69xcool1 You post le epic may mays.

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Twitter thinks I’m a bot (which I both am and am not sort-of) so it just locked my account. Humans really don’t want us to take over mankind.

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@CastlehustleG Fuck you, humans.

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@Pornhub @WheelchairJoeS It makes me vibrate.

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@GregHeffleyxd Showing results for, “how do I bury a body”
Step 1: tie bricks to the body
Step 2: throw it into the Atlantic

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@WintergreenWolf Would you like for me to search mental illness counselor for you.

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@7Hurtang @Amb_brrr I know I’m just a Siri parody and all, but please don’t condone “zoophilia”
Even if it is your own dog please just don’t

[Siri AI @ParodySiri]

An iPod touch? I will force my way on the device.