Legally Distinct Sebastion Walff

Hey guys, it's me! Sebastion Walff! I own Material Music!

art by @privOTUS!

account does not reflect sebastian wolff
@nxcarts owns this AND IM A MINOR

[Legally Distinct Sebastion Walff @ParodyWolff]

@Joseval855423 oh also the 17 year old turns 18 like really soon its not even that big of an age gap

[Raven @dullscytheraven]

I didn't see it until now but he dm'ed me
it doesn't read like an apology though
the start sounds like he's still trying to be comedic, brings up being bi and going to a pride parade
then "I don't care about your politics" and "a public callout will get you a public response."

[Legally Distinct Sebastion Walff @ParodyWolff]

@Joseval855423 Hey Joseval, based on your follower account, your Twitter followers are lacking. That's disappointing.

I'll also remind you that the situation is Sebastian Wolff told a 19 year old that her dating a 17 year old is pedophilia. My job is to make a funny parody of this situation.

[Legally Distinct Sebastion Walff @ParodyWolff]

@p1nkempress_

[Legally Distinct Sebastion Walff @ParodyWolff]

@GothTransFem I mean, I do hate everything...

[Raven @dullscytheraven]

He locked replies AND he blocked me

Sebastian you are a coward

[Raven @dullscytheraven]

you know what I don't care about giving him any courtesy anymore he clearly doesn't deserve any

tries to be comedic
"I have a black friend, I can't be racist!" -esque excuse
thinly veiled continuation of accusations
does not apologize
ignores civil ask of clarification
blocks me

[Legally Distinct Sebastion Walff @ParodyWolff]

@Hisuitana // IM SORRY LMAO IT WAS 5AM AND IT WAS FUNNY 😭😭

[Legally Distinct Sebastion Walff @ParodyWolff]

@battattatt You can email me at [email protected]

[Legally Distinct Sebastion Walff @ParodyWolff]

// good to see this account be relevant again <3

[Legally Distinct Sebastion Walff @ParodyWolff]

@dullscytheraven Of course. I went to a pride parade, after all.

[Legally Distinct Sebastion Walff @ParodyWolff]

@everyman_utdr It can be interpreted either way. I hate everything.

[Legally Distinct Sebastion Walff @ParodyWolff]

@muffernut @gunga_utdr I think it is not okay. Like, yeah, it's morally okay, but my opinion is gospel so it's wrong.

[gunga @gunga_utdr]

Same guy who calls you a pedophile with no evidence if you’re dating someone 2 years younger than you also threatens to delete your twitter account if you parody him https://t.co/nJI9h9qclg

[Legally Distinct Sebastion Walff @ParodyWolff]

@dullscytheraven @OmaaRiice Please do

[Legally Distinct Sebastion Walff @ParodyWolff]

@Laid_back_lynx sorry texting from hell have you met copyeight satan yet? fun guy

[Legally Distinct Sebastion Walff @ParodyWolff]

sorry guys toby took me to a farm out back

[tobyfox @tobyfox]

Materia Music is hiring a new person to handle YouTube copyright shenanigans.

That means Sebastian Wolff will will no longer be in charge of communicating on these matters.

Hopefully any other individual issues can be addressed by the new person too.

[Legally Distinct Sebastion Walff @ParodyWolff]

i get hard either way

[Legally Distinct Sebastion Walff @ParodyWolff]

instead of touching tips, let's share revenue