God - Hazbin Hotel

Hello everyone. I have came down from heaven after St. Peter told me a thing about 'x'. I do not know what it is, but it seems cool.

[God - Hazbin Hotel @Parody_N]

Happy 2026. I'm super late because my alarms didn't go off. Fun animal fact: I had fun making the Okapi, who are unfortunately endangered. My little horses cannot eat their green leaves anymore, I love you Okapi.

[God - Hazbin Hotel @Parody_N]

@duckmasterlu Back in my day there was no time. So I don't want to hear this "I'm as old as the earth!"

[God - Hazbin Hotel @Parody_N]

@duckmasterlu I want to hear nothing from you young man.

[God - Hazbin Hotel @Parody_N]

@duckmasterlu Don't be pointing nothing. I barely know what a "Twitter" is except the fact that it sounds like a bird. However, did you literally keep the fact that you have a daughter????

[God - Hazbin Hotel @Parody_N]

@duckmasterlu YOU HAVE A DAUGHTER!???

[God - Hazbin Hotel @Parody_N]

@duckmasterlu What do you mean by that my guy.

[God - Hazbin Hotel @Parody_N]

@duckmasterlu Also it's "that". Just because your fallen doesn't mean you can speak with poor grammar.

[God - Hazbin Hotel @Parody_N]

@duckmasterlu Do you forget I have eyes everywhere? Also, no you cannot block me; I'm literally both your father and God.

[God - Hazbin Hotel @Parody_N]

Merry Christmas every-winner!

[God - Hazbin Hotel @Parody_N]

@duckmasterlu Hello. Child.

[God - Hazbin Hotel @Parody_N]

It might be late to post this, but I ought to anyways before I forget. So many people wish for new stuff—and bad stuff. So I usually have a lot to do. Still filing files from world war two and it actually sucks. Why can't my creations just play nice for once.

[God - Hazbin Hotel @Parody_N]

Merry Christmas Eve everyone! Remember to greet all of your family members! Good can come from the worst situations, don't forget.

[God - Hazbin Hotel @Parody_N]

Hello. I sure hope this app is very friendly and very nice and that everyone gets along 100% and never ever, ever—have any disagreements.