Player

||One day I'll get a win // He/him \\ SFW // NSFW DNI \\ Straight // Trying to integrate into Amongus parody twitter||

[Player @Parody_Player1]

Player joins Twitter!
[Looking for interactions!]

[Player @Parody_Player1]

@playermybstfrnd Uhh, why do you ask?

[Player @Parody_Player1]

Stop posting butts!!!

[Player @Parody_Player1]

If I opened up a strawpage, would you guys send me stuff?

[Player @Parody_Player1]

@NoVisorBruh

[Player @Parody_Player1]

I’m just going to turn around instead

[No Visor (return!) @NoVisorBruh]

*the hallway is oddly creepy today*

[Player @Parody_Player1]

@c4ptainred I mean, maybe not in front of my face

[Player @Parody_Player1]

@NoVisorBruh WAIT, DONT KILL ME, I HAVE SO MUCH TO LIVE FOR. I STILL HAVENT WON A GAME YET

[Player @Parody_Player1]

@NoVisorBruh NO, NO YOU DIDNT, IM NOT PLAYER, IM JUST A… red guy?

[Player @Parody_Player1]

@NoVisorBruh AH *drops it*

[Player @Parody_Player1]

@NoVisorBruh Huh, that’s strange? *I pick it up*

[Player @Parody_Player1]

@CapnGreen_ No kidding

[Player @Parody_Player1]

@CapnGreen_ Nope, just “Captain

[Player @Parody_Player1]

@CapnGreen_ Some guy named Captain, very stupid

[Player @Parody_Player1]

@NoVisorBruh Alright I should be safe here. I guess I’ll just play angry birds or something while I wait for him to go away

[Player @Parody_Player1]

@CapnGreen_ I wish I could say the same for someone else

[Player @Parody_Player1]

@CapnGreen_ It’s okay once you’re in crippling debt and are fired you can go drink, I think

[Player @Parody_Player1]

@NoVisorBruh OH HELL NO

[Player @Parody_Player1]

@SmugShifter Please do

[Player @Parody_Player1]

@NoVisorBruh Oh no, it’s you isn’t it?

[Player @Parody_Player1]

@NoVisorBruh Uhh, hello?

[Player @Parody_Player1]

I… should’ve stuck to fall guys

[Player @Parody_Player1]

@CapnGreen_ I have no idea