Almost Jess Pags

A parody account for all the reasons my cousins love me. YOLO. hellurr

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#jessandbobsbigtime

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Dancing with my dad like...

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big love. big day. big time. #jessandbobsbigtime

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@johnref59

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@brendannapper free drink you to tomorrow for favouriting my first tweet in 2+ years #cubalibre

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hablas español?

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Baked a homemade cake...used pudding cups for filling.

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Who stuck their finger in this?!

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#banklife

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Vogue!

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I want something else
To get me through this
Semi-charmed kind of life. #semicharmedjess

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Ass Cream #hahaha #iamsofunny

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Another one for good measure, #BellLetsTaIk

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#BellLetsTalk

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This is no joke guys! #BellLetsTaIk

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PENGUIN!

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I give elderly people the finger #often

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I like nuts #nomnomnom

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Finally!!!! #roadtriptoHawaii http://t.co/EV6hW3APuQ

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Dale a tu cuerpo alegria, Macarena
Hey Macarena
#jessdelrio