Madelynn 🎀

Part time shitposter, part time autistic yapper.
Sometimes I bark for attention ♡

[Madelynn 🎀 @ParoticPrincess]

Two years ago today the love of my life passed away and finally I am able to do something to honour her. Rest in peace Astoria...I love you.

[Madelynn 🎀 @ParoticPrincess]

@Timen67 @bbydntcri yea cuz surely you are a professional at interacting with women

[Madelynn 🎀 @ParoticPrincess]

No trans people are not more "sensitive" about gender. C*s women have literally starved themselves and destroyed their body in the pursuit of beauty and men have beaten ppl for calling them femme/gay pejoratives. Nobody cares more about gender norms and presentation than c*s ppl.

[Madelynn 🎀 @ParoticPrincess]

Just made my submissive roommate fetch me water at 4am because I'm a diva

[Madelynn 🎀 @ParoticPrincess]

how it feels seeing a pretty girl but then figuring out she has a bf

[Madelynn 🎀 @ParoticPrincess]

@ipupigirl girllll buy yourself a hitachi ur life will become objectively better

[Madelynn 🎀 @ParoticPrincess]

@melosybau I think a lot of the anime genre unfortunately caters to them that's probably why

[Madelynn 🎀 @ParoticPrincess]

Sometimes league of legends is good actually

[Madelynn 🎀 @ParoticPrincess]

@yuuhengs The tryhard picks level 100, the lesbian picks yae Miko fr

[Madelynn 🎀 @ParoticPrincess]

@mousejuanyan I know but you understand that A) ur only 1 yr on hrt, it took me 3-4 for nicer breasts just like it did for all cis women and B) the only thing being a chud does for you is make you miserable and attracts the worst ppl who make you more miserable

[Madelynn 🎀 @ParoticPrincess]

@yuuhengs Wait till you hear about the legendary 4am shower

[Madelynn 🎀 @ParoticPrincess]

The most tragic thing about my stupid chungus big titty life is that it unironically feels nice to have them massaged but I'm not intimate enuf with anyone so I have to do it myself </3

[Madelynn 🎀 @ParoticPrincess]

@blondepraxis I'm convinced at this point these ppl aren't even attracted to women with how they view us. They just like the aesthetic of a greek style trad wife to show off/flex to other men lmao

[Madelynn 🎀 @ParoticPrincess]

@dollessive But it's the age old adage that pretty women can do no wrong!

[Madelynn 🎀 @ParoticPrincess]

@dollessive Not my tl putting this right at the top as soon as I open twitter again XD

[Madelynn 🎀 @ParoticPrincess]

Anyone ever feel like you're most people's option two to talk to and never the first one someone wants to be with. It kinda sucks knowing for so many ppl I talk to it's only my turn after person A B and/or C are unavailable lol...

[Madelynn 🎀 @ParoticPrincess]

@luvshqrks You look wonderful queen! happy bday ^^

[Madelynn 🎀 @ParoticPrincess]

God fucking damn it.

[Madelynn 🎀 @ParoticPrincess]

@sawaluvscats It's crazy how meds react differently to different ppl cuz Vyvanse is the one that was good for me LOL