Zachary Parr

[Zachary Parr @ParrZachary]

Today I learned the hard way that my car doesn't have a gas light

[Zachary Parr @ParrZachary]

all my stuff is in cardboard boxes, goofin on loops to pass the time https://t.co/jv39yBYPYD

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practice instead of sleep https://t.co/URj0rTSmHQ

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Just posted a video @ Manhattan, Kansas https://t.co/SwRPEjgrwZ

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True Detective is the best show I've seen in ages. It's like Sherlock Holmes in a Lovecraft universe. Shits insane

[Zachary Parr @ParrZachary]

This show is so good I almost forgot how hungover I am

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I'm going to go on adventures til I get old then grow a beard and have tons of grandchildren

[Zachary Parr @ParrZachary]

Pushed my motorcycle home today. Unintentional leg day

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And I come home to my room being flooded

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Some dirtbag stole my motorcycle..

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Does my phone have an afterlife after it dies?

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I spend about five hours a day listening to old women talk at me.

[Zachary Parr @ParrZachary]

So I guess I'll just drink a 40 and watch How to Train Your Dragon

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I also might get escorted by the secret service because my sandwiches are THE BOMB

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I probably won't see Obama tomorrow, I'm just a lowly sandwich maker

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There is a crawlspace in my room that leads under the house... #nope

[Zachary Parr @ParrZachary]

Literally all I do is eat cereal anymore

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So sick I coughed my glasses off