parris

do what you want nothing is real

[stressed @onlystresstoday]

deep down that shit did really bother me because if roles reversed i’d never ever do that to you

[parris @ParrisGreenland]

@pleeckly I was really hoping

[parris @ParrisGreenland]

Two people told me I’m going to get hit by a bus today🤞🏼🤞🏼🤞🏼

[parris @ParrisGreenland]

Unbutton your pants I’m making pop tarts

[parris @ParrisGreenland]

@hm_gree Worth it tho

[ppigg @s4m31p4n]

Babe my only issue with you is that you’re the worst person I’ve ever met in my life. That’s it I swear

[parris @ParrisGreenland]

@lauraleigghh_ No you

[parris @ParrisGreenland]

@lauraleigghh_ Cry prob

[Julianna Vivas @juliannarvivas]

i told u i was crazy why are u mad

[parris @ParrisGreenland]

@lauraleigghh_ It’s contagious

[Trixie Mattel™ @trixiemattel]

get your fucking ass up and goon. it seems like nobody wants to goon these days. you have to surround yourself with people that want to goon.

[jen merritt!!! @jennifermerr]

terrible 2’s applies to 22 too. i was an absolute menace to society at 22 and i’m still not fully sorry about it

[parris @ParrisGreenland]

Gave myself a black eye while tripping on shrooms so now I finally understand why people say drugs are harmful

[parris @ParrisGreenland]

For Valentine’s Day this year I got myself another dog if that doesn’t sum up my love life idk what does

[parris @ParrisGreenland]

@hm_gree Bitch okay

[parris @ParrisGreenland]

@hm_gree And in the morning I’m making waffles!

[parris @ParrisGreenland]

My ideal threesome is with Doja cat and paul Rudd and no I will not be answering any questions at this time