Parris Sammut

Now on Bluesky. Philosophy PhD candidate at Yale. Exchange scholar at MIT for spring 2026.

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@Elliot__Carver @juvenewslive Nah way, we’ll challenge for top 4. Inter way ahead of everyone, Milan will be better with Amorim, Roma will probably kick on with a second season with Gasp, Atalanta and Como will challenge, Napoli will regress. We’re in the mix but not comfortably ahead of anyone.

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@juvenewslive Cf. the brief assessment of our striker transfer strategy from the excellent team at @TheTransferFlow

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@juvenewslive He did well for 6 months for us but honestly I’m perplexed. His output has been so shoddy since Frankfurt I don’t know why we think even dropping 30-40m on him is sensible / will give us a strong frontline

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@sidlowe The parallel is obviously with Spain 1964-2008, but 44 years seems like no time in comparison now!

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@sidlowe Population, youth development and success, the strength and wealth of the league. Across all those factors England has been a relatively close peer of France, Spain, Italy, Germany since ‘66. No victory feels like a mystery that begets immense frustration.

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@tcollier7 @spiccarella I don’t get it, is this a bit 😭 bc writing this tweet involves spending a moment thinking about the adaptation

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@ITruth98 You simply can’t have 6 defenders on as England and just expect to see through the game with 15 minutes left of a World Cup semi final against a team that has Messi

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@harumichiis It’s Bryce’s ‘She’s so funny’ for me

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@leftsidedprob @ademir2z @nishachop If you count the second group stage in 1982 Italy had Argentina, Brazil, Boniek’s Poland, and West Germany

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@DrGipps ‘Someone ate all the cake, so they’ll be feeling ill later’

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@lovinggilly @DFin24 @dieworkwear Yeah for me it's definitely correlated with spf application.

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@_InsideMilan @Bonetti Someone needs to explain to me why top Italian are *so* wasteful in the transfer market recently: Milan, Juve (how have they spent such enormous sums on such bad/ill-fitting players), Napoli (Lang, Lucca, Neres, Giovane), Roma (Le Fée, Dovbyk, El Aynaoui)

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@EthanJKemp @LedermanHarvey I've got a real soft spot for Chalmers 'Everything', and Hawthorne 'I think there's a room' particularly his delivery of "Well, I don't have to prove anything to *you*"

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@RMLLowe @HenryEOliver I feel I change depending on which one I read most recently! Emma and Persuasion have probably vied for my favourite most often though

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@IshSmithFanClub @juvenewslive Thing is I get the idea that the defence is so weak we probably can’t go for two attacking wing backs in JM and Cambiaso, so with Kalulu you also get a stable back 4 when we attack down the left

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@LedermanHarvey This is really helpful — I feel similar pressures as a TA responsible for grading and where teaching evaluations seem to play a really important part for my portfolio. Are you optimistic that steps like these will be taken?

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@juvenewslive If we sell Kelly we’ll need a lcb unless we want Djalo / Cabal there

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@ademir2z Why would that be the clear inference?