ParrotNoir

Parrots, Pinot Noir & Life.

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Good Morning America,
Let's keep it peaceful today ☺️☺️

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Dear #TheBachelor Producers,
I think we can agree that we are all very ashamed in these bullies you casted this season.
Love,
#BachelorNation

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@tellingit_true Agreed!!!

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It's the mean girls season

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Katie!
Katie!
Katie!

#TheBachelor

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Okay...wtf is "stan?!" #TheBachelor

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So is this like a pack up n go hot tub?
& If so, where can I buy it.
It's on every season
Randomly shows up on every date.
I mean this hot tub has seen some shit
#TheBachelor

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I know what Matt James reminds me of now. It's been driving me nuts #TheBachelor

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I feel like this season of girls are all just a bunch of mean girls

#TheBachelorABC #thebachelor

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I think I'm the only person who doesn't find Matt James attractive...I mean he's cool.
#TheBachelorABC

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all of #BachelorNation currently looking up @chrisbharrison erotica novel on Amazon like #TheBachelor

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@JeffandJennQ102 Not chinese, but the new thai spot, Banh Lao that opened in Kenwood next to Jersey Mike's is the best ever!

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@ChipotleTweets Can we get a tortilla soup on the menu🤤?!

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Like
Take
Like a
Like shot
Everytime like
A girl says
LIKE.

#TheBachelor #2021

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The Steelers tonight vs the Browns
#ClevelandBrowns #PITvsCLE

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Beginning of 2nd quarter and The Browns are beating the Steelers 28-0

#IHaveNoFaithLeftInTheWorld

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Dear @netflix
Stop cancelling your good shows after 3-4 seasons
Love,
The World

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@GerardButler hey dude, we need you right now

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When your boyfriend is the only Georgia fan, you live in Cincinnati, are at a bar with about 100 Cincinnati fans, & your boyfriend is going nuts because Georgie just won
....I think we have knives pointed at us with the silence & him going crazy 😂😂😂

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Apparently @NianticLabs forgot to switch something in the coding
It's 2021 now guys

#HAPPYNEWYEAR