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@GalGadot loved the movie. What brand of sunglasses?

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Is SF Giants Evans on drugs?

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@NinaLiquidates Oops, that was not meant for you

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#Mattel fave #Ken a man bun. Only #BrandonCrawford looks good in a #manBun. Make Ken masculine. #makeKenMasculine

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#Mattel this is why my Barbie's dated #GIJoe. #Ken has been out of the closet since I was was 5 yrs old, in 1969. #NoManBuns

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The best part of the #SFGiants game today was my nap! Fell asleep and woke up for the final swing, a walkoff HR #nap

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Maybe #HunterPence can spend Saturday making coffee videos, and trying to make his wife famous. Trade him #sfgaints

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@kathygriffin You want an apology? That is like asking a robbery victim to apologize to the suspect because he/she tripped running away from the scene.

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@latimes She played the victim for her Sinead O'Conner stunt, then blames white men. Comedians don't get a pass on bullying. I did not vote 4 Trump

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D-list attention whore pulls a Sinead O'Conner stunt then plays victim, blames white men. #kathygriffin haha U R the #bully

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@hstrickland60 so purposely hitting Harper has caused everyone to blame Posey. His ankle is worth more than your arm.

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@CCVNatsFan @SFGiants I agree with you. The Giants won the WS the year Harper took #hunterstrickland long. Posey knows Nats pitchers will retaliate on him.

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@SFGiants The only thing #hunterstrickland accomplished was a bunch of Giants fans blaming Poesy for not jumping in.

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#paypal you employ people who can barely speak English, reading off a script, and customers cannot get an answer.

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#MadisonBumgarner 0-3, I bet he needs a mental break. At least it wasn't a skydiving accident #sfgiants #giants

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@ChrisRose @IntentionalTalk At least it wasn't a skydiving accident. 0-3, I think he needed/wanted a break.

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I hate the #Netflix new rating system. It is all over the place on what would be a good match. See the power of one joke stealing comedian!

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@larryelder does the computer target people flying solo? I bet it does.

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@larryelder United did not offer their top money incentive to get a person off. They could have gone to $1,300 without authorization, WHY?

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#LeVarBall pageant mom, I mean dad. I shall refer to #LonzoBall as #honeyboobooBall