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Always anon. Politics. Football. Trying to be kind. Not worth following.

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@Topfourtiers Wilder’s had about five promotions. Not sure about the rest.

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@Mofoman360 Yes. I agree. You are done with the show.

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@MollyShep I know it’s mad, but I’d give up 12 league points to win six against Wednesday.

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@The_Bladesman Huge, huge loss. We were so lucky to have him. What an incredible player he was.

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@LauraS_poet @McrWritingSchl Herb Robert

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@BenjiJGreen I thought this today. But then I feel that a Blades season of woe and drubbings of 4,5 and 8 nil has prepared me so well to shrug off a mere 2-1 loss for England.

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@GSonukhan Hi. Do you still have tickets? Which end are they for - home or away?

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@BBCNews Deliberately misleading post here. Article goes on to speak of potential for something to go wrong. Let’s upside those who actually knew there was something wrong and who covered it up.

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@GardenRow1974 @GrimArtGroup Make sure you open the little tins on the walls - full of messages from other pub goers.

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@pollymm @SussexBirding @SussexWildlife Thank you so much. I’ll try those today!

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@pollymm @SussexBirding @SussexWildlife This is a lovely sight. Can I ask where in Uckfield I might look? I am only in Barcombe nearby and haven’t seen a waxwing for eight years. I would DM this, but I haven’t got the necessary blue tick.

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@Panchero I was fine with this - and even pitied them - until ‘chippy northern ape’. He is, of course, but only we are allowed to say this.

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@The_Bladesman What we are lacking is some passion for the club. We need to wake up the fans, be noisy and give it a go. We are down - fine, whatever. If I wanted to support a business, I’d watch Man City. I want my team to have its roots in the city so I want Warnock / Wilder.

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@NoContextBrits Back passage?

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@BladeToothless @The_Bladesman Everyone of a certain age has to be saying this. Imagine a world in which our stock was so high that we had a program called ‘United’ on mainstream T.V - when that was a thing. Was I dreaming?

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@HalTheBlade Archer - he’s delivering goals from nothing and has clearly not read the departmental memo about our usual attack which reads ‘lovely work until the final third, but fail to get a shot off. Don’t ever shoot from outside the box’.

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@Panchero Read the first two comments then wisely closed it down. Wake me up in May.