Tragic Parrot

The canary in the coal mine of Museum feedback. Your cake’s too pricey, and your collections are dull. TELLING YOU WHAT YOU KNOW. EXPENSIVELY

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Had your money @MOfP2021 - now we’re closed.

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@YMT_Richard @PGriffiths_PHP @AileenPeirce @RayGray_Snacks We’ve yet to share the appendices.
There’s ‘a lot’ of data in there.

Sadly until YOU MAKE THE PAYMENT PLAN, we can’t release the information.

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Your cake is too expensive

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@PGriffiths_PHP @AileenPeirce @RayGray_Snacks No.
They were ‘out of scope’.
However, we can add that in - they’re the only part of the #Museum people actually enjoy

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Your #Museum needs more scratchings.

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@MOfP2021 FFS Geoff - DM?!
We told you to use the DM function

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We are absolutely not owned by the mate of the son of the Chair of the Bored @MOfP2021 - we strongly refute this

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11. You don’t even want to hear what the staff said

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Our key findings from the recent review of @MOfP2021 will be published next week. But a few teasers for now. 🧵

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10. The typos are epic. #Musuems