Keeper of a tiny house panther. Living with MDD. Coping with the world through dark humor. Used to write books. Nazis, bigots, and bullies fuck off. He/him.
I can be found at @parrotttom.bsky.social on Blue Sky, and my current plan is to migrate there completely at some point in the near future (likely once I feel like enough people have been able to that I'm not abandoning folks who have no choice).
@otherhappyplace I have a 19 year old coworker who told me her doctor was 'a prune' and I was like 'i am sorry but I cannot trust your gauging of anyone's age because you are very very young'
Alright, y'all, I think I'm done with Twitter. It's been real, it's been fun, but at times it hasn't been real fun. You can catch me at Bsky if you wish to catch me. I'll leave this up for like a day or two before I actually close out my account so peeps can see it. 🫡
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@riseupcomus Between them and the Cauldron Born and the... gwythaints? I might be getting that one wrong, anyway, Arawn wasn't lacking for quality minions.
The great difficulty of cosmic horror is, how do you really capture the unknowable? How can something written by a human really portray something that exists outside of all human experience?
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@VoiceOfKosh There is definitely a big push towards not only all answers all the time, but all answers are true and authoritative. Characters are never themselves ignorant or misinformed, oh no.