Parry Rominger

I enjoy long, romantic walks to the refrigerator.

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Well, that's reassuring.

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"The greatest victory is that which requires no battle." Sun Tzu, and now J. Cole

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Is Mercury in retrograde? Or is it @SuperBowl week and you work in advertising?

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Back on the apps. Gotta say, it took me way too long to realize ENM is not a Myers Briggs personality type.

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The thing about me is I will never skip a George Santos Cameo.

[Travis Kelce @tkelce]

NAP TIME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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So the Notre Dame quarterback isn’t 32… got it.

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TOTALLY

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New San-J loyalist here 🙋🏻‍♀️

[Pop Crave @PopCrave]

Kim Kardashian’s friend, Jonathan Cheban, is suing a Korean BBQ sauce company for $20 MILLION.

He claims he cut his hand when one their glass bottles “inexplicably exploded” in his hand when he took it out of the fridge.

Jonathan claims he's suffered losses like the “ability to use his hand in his social media posts, in his advertisements, and in his ability to sponsor various food items.”

[Parry Rominger @ParryRominger]

@cnast_ The girls who get it

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My ability to pack absolutely everything and literally nothing at the same time is truly impressive.

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@Aayers10 And here I thought you were just trying to compete with Kath.

[Parry Rominger @ParryRominger]

On today’s episode of “all my friends are having babies”

[Elie Mystal @ElieNYC]

I don't know what to tell you guys. We have to expand the Court. If we don't expand the Court, no liberal policy will be allowed to exist for the rest of our lives. That's why Republicans stole the court, that's why rich people pay for justices.
Govern yourselves accordingly.

[Parry Rominger @ParryRominger]

EXPAND THE COURT
EXPAND THE COURT
EXPAND THE COURT
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EXPAND THE COURT
EXPAND THE COURT
EXPAND THE COURT
EXPAND THE COURT
EXPAND THE COURT
EXPAND THE COURT
EXPAND THE COURT
EXPAND THE COURT

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*Googles how old is Chris Paul?*

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@OvertimeJacko I will never understand gazpacho. It is salsa without chips.

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My sister and dad started working together. Seems things are going well

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@faith

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Me, eating pasta salad. Telling myself it’s salad. When it’s not, it’s pasta.

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I’ve been using the Celtics comeback as a metaphor for work. This doesn’t bode well for the week ahead…