Emily Horton

Follow me back, love meeting new people :) xo

[Emily Horton @Parsleyajm]

Niggas will go to another barber and feel guilty... but cheat on their girl and go home like nothin happened

[Emily Horton @Parsleyajm]

Don't get in a relationship if you still love your ex

[Emily Horton @Parsleyajm]

Hoes be sending themselves text messages in front of people, acting like they got groupies.. Bitch Please!

[Emily Horton @Parsleyajm]

On a scale of 1 to Kony, how black are you?!

[Emily Horton @Parsleyajm]

Hoes be like #ICantLiveWithout him <3.. Bitch please, you know you're single.

[Emily Horton @Parsleyajm]

Can a CRIP date an ASIAN girl named Sue Woo?

[Emily Horton @Parsleyajm]

Real niggas cried at the end of Titanic

[Emily Horton @Parsleyajm]

I asked God to protect me from my enemies... I started loosing friends.

[Emily Horton @Parsleyajm]

#WeCantBeCoolIf Your ratchet.

[Emily Horton @Parsleyajm]

#IllNeverForget The first day i saw you

[Emily Horton @Parsleyajm]

My disney channel was "Even Stevens", "That's so Raven", & "Lizzie McGuire" It didn't involve talking fish or 11 year olds in high school.

[Emily Horton @Parsleyajm]

Roses are niggas. Violets are niggas. I'm Lil Wayne, And niggas ryhmes with niggas.

[Emily Horton @Parsleyajm]

You never realize how weird your friends are until you start to describe them to someone else.

[Emily Horton @Parsleyajm]

How you a hoe Saturday but a church girl Sunday?

[Emily Horton @Parsleyajm]

Girls tweet stuff like "that text I just got >>" The text: What up?

[Emily Horton @Parsleyajm]

#ToMyFutureSon Say NO to ratchet hoes!

[Emily Horton @Parsleyajm]

If I actually spoke my mind, I'd be in deep trouble.

[Emily Horton @Parsleyajm]

#StandUp2Cancer

[Emily Horton @Parsleyajm]

My ex? We're not friends, we're not enemies. We're just strangers with some memories...

[Emily Horton @Parsleyajm]

*spank*. DIDN'T .*spank*. I .*spank* TELL .*spank*. YOU .*spank*. TO .*spank*. clean .*spank* UP? Move ya hand! ...MOVE YA HAND!