Rene Paredez

Husband. Father. Catholic. Likes: Tortillas, Bacon, NFL - Cowboys, MLB - Guardians (Indians)

[Rene Paredez @Parstang14]

@HEB, we were told curbside is down after paying for groceries for the week. No contingency plan and no ETA. Can’t refund, void transaction. No access to orders?

[Rene Paredez @Parstang14]

#facebookdown all I know is y’all better be as mad at Facebook as y’all were at AT&T

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Things I want brought back.
#1 @McDonalds chicken selects, #2 Blackberry Messenger…

[Rene Paredez @Parstang14]

Tio Greg? #notmytiogreg

[Greg Abbott @GregAbbott_TX]

I invoked the Invasion Clauses of the U.S. & Texas Constitutions to fully authorize Texas to take unprecedented measures to defend our state against an invasion.

I'm using that constitutional authority, & other authorization & Executive Orders to keep our state & country safe:

[Rene Paredez @Parstang14]

Sitting at Chick-fil-A this morning. Everyone gets a Good Morning around me. I get a Buenos Dias. What is it about me that says he was in esl classes. #nohabloingles #Mexican

[Rene Paredez @Parstang14]

@Bonofide82 Yes sir! Happy Victory Tuesday!

[Rene Paredez @Parstang14]

Post that age well… https://t.co/XwgMxhfjl5

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Early & Often! Love it! @mspears96

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@robp03 Yep. I guess he can act like Ali but don’t hit as hard as him

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So I guess Will Smith just showed Chris Rock, the 2nd type of black people???

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@Papii_Smooth Yep and sub .250 all time in World Series, trash

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@FanDuel Alvin Harper

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@alexis_lynn3 We will take 3 thanks Tia!

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I can’t help but think about the great albums we would have gotten from Shakira #Shakira if she hadn’t crossed over to do English records.

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Bacilos had no business breaking up. I know it was in 2006 but people don’t forget. #bacilos

[Rene Paredez @Parstang14]

“What’d ya do with those swingin’ doors?”

[Rene Paredez @Parstang14]

@ItsGabrielleT @ItsGabrielleT, We as Americans with Mexican American daughters , our family will be watching you. A true role model for our girls. @MVilla1469

[Rene Paredez @Parstang14]

@PNav57 Loos good to me.

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@RetailorResell Damn those are bad!

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@ScottSeiss Lmao