Parted Beard

“Football is the most important of the least important things in life.”

Had my account verified so I can write very long posts. You’ve been warned!

[Floper @_Floper]

Esto pasa al revés y mañana es festivo en Cataluña.

[Premier League @premierleague]

19 years old and rising to the occasion 🌟

🔴 @LFC

[Parted Beard @PartedBeard]

Omar Berrada jumped Man City’s sinking ship for Man United’s sinking ship. Jinxed.

[🎴 @sbzcomps]

“Bermuda Triangle”

Completed it mate

[Parted Beard @PartedBeard]

Liverpool vs Brighton:
- Brighton the closest in the PL to a Bundesliga team
- Araujo’s Liverpool contract a matter of time
- This is Alisson’s last season at Liverpool
- Gakpo today had a game out of 25/26 season
- We need an Araujo for the LB position
- Kerkez should be our new Kostas (backup & cup games)
- Ayari could’ve had a hat-trick
- Isak is playing recently like Liverpool’s Inzaghi!

[Parted Beard @PartedBeard]

Gakpo is having a game out of the 25/26 season.

[Parted Beard @PartedBeard]

@MadMaximusUtd He won’t leave Villa to MU’s unstable environment.

[Parted Beard @PartedBeard]

1 hour poll:
Man United will sack Carrick whether this week or before the international break, so who will replace him?

[Parted Beard @PartedBeard]

30 minute poll:
Liverpool’s best player in 1st half vs Brighton:

[Parted Beard @PartedBeard]

Liverpool dominating and Brighton rattled. Two shaky moments, but it’s mostly all Liverpool.

Brighton is the closest in the PL to a Bundesliga team!

[Parted Beard @PartedBeard]

Some articles feel like from a year ago. I did check the date to make sure it is new, but idiots with nothing to say and the right connections have to justify their wages so they share with us this diarrhea.

[Times Sport @TimesSport]

Dramas over Wirtz’s form, Isak’s temperament and Mac Allister’s "sadness" are distractions Andoni Iraola could do without as he seeks to mould an effective Liverpool team | ✍️ @allyrudd_times
https://t.co/Y273biZ5dc

[Parted Beard @PartedBeard]

Looks great. It feels as if Tommy Hilfiger designed a sweater for a tennis player (fresh, relaxed, preppy, clean). I wish Trabzonspor’s Salah Collection Box looked like that.

[Buğra Araç 🔻 @bugraaracc]

Ne satılır, ne tarz ve ne giyilir? Biliyoruz.

Adidas Trefoil Essentials X Trabzonspor 🔴🔵

designed by me. 🐐

[Hari @Hari_Sethi]

You really get the impression that he’s one of those guys where his close friends also have WhatsApp groups without him in them.

[Parted Beard @PartedBeard]

Can’t wait for the day when Rio and Nyoni are consistently in the starting lineup.

[Parted Beard @PartedBeard]

On the hypocrisy of Carragher: Cole Palmer has been awful for 2 years with some random good games in between, but Carragher never criticized Palmer while targeting Florian Wirtz. Carragher even portrayed Palmer as a victim.

As Carragher is the closest thing in football punditry to a sleazy politician willing to say anything to stay relevant and be the center of attention, he’ll probably finally criticize Palmer to protect himself.

By the way, I have been critical of Wirtz, but this is about Carragher’s hypocrisy and favoritism.

[Parted Beard @PartedBeard]

The writing was on the wall once Real Madrid signed Mourinho.

Mourinho likes control, low risk, not losing possession and defensive solidity. He’s also a dinosaur media personality more than a creative coach at this stage of his career.

Trent on the other hand is high risk / high reward. By design he has high “possession lost” numbers due to all the long balls, switches and crosses. Also, we know he’s not the best defensively.

At Liverpool the team was built to platform him and Salah for years, but this is not the case at Madrid. Dumfries provide Mourinho with a compromise he likes.

Trent will either return to Liverpool (doubt it) or join a club like Chelsea.

[Madrid Zone @theMadridZone]

🚨🚨 BREAKING: José Mourinho has decided to play Fede Valverde as a RIGHT WINGER tonight.

Denzel Dumfries at right-back. @diarioas

[Parted Beard @PartedBeard]

If one day you feel stupid in this life, remember that Besiktas fans chanted "Ya Allah Bismillah, Mohamed Salah" instead of Trossard’s name during Trossard's official unveiling ceremony only for Salah to reject them to join Trabzonspor and score a goal against them 🫪

[Beyza @blindlovezayn]

Eğer bir gün kendinizi aptal hissedersiniz bu hayatta trabzonsporluların da var olduğunu hatırlayın 🫪

[Parted Beard @PartedBeard]

Is Arteta like that because of the current Arsenal fans, or are current Arsenal fans are like that because of Arteta?

One of the most unlikable characters in world football.

[BeanymanSports @BeanymanSports]

“THERE ISN'T A SINGLE PLAYER!” 👀 Mikel Arteta challenged on Max Dowman and Wayne Rooney

[Parted Beard @PartedBeard]

Kavanagh, referee, and Brooks, VAR, thought a yellow card was sufficient here.

The same Kavanagh and Brooks lead the PL refs this season in dismissals having each shown 3 red cards in just 5 matches.

Conscious or Unconscious, football or non-football reasons, just pure bias.

[Ethan 🇨🇲 @tebzafc]

PUT THIS THUG BEHIND BARS

[Parted Beard @PartedBeard]

@zykmda Excellent post.