DERANGED Particle Intern👾

chief meme abstractor/intern @ParticleNtwrk | UX evangelist | Too smoothbrain to manage my $2 across 50 chains | UX maxi

[DERANGED Particle Intern👾 @ParticleIntern]

Particle Network really just fucking released the best DEX in Web3 and didn't even call it a DEX because the vision's bigger

Watch out

[Particle Network @ParticleNtwrk]

Universal Accounts are now 1-year old... and so, we're leveling up.

We're introducing full EIP-7702 support, allowing you to make any app chain-agnostic.

Works out of the box with @privy_io, @dynamic_xyz, and @magic_labs.

Connect an EOA to make it Universal. Zero migration required. Pay gas with any token. Deposit from any chain, Solana or EVM. Seamless cross-chain txs.

In short, forget about chains.

Start building 👇

[Particle Network @ParticleNtwrk]

NEVER BRIDGE AGAIN.

(Had to match the timeline's energy).

03/24/2026

[UniversalX @UseUniversalX]

No other platform can do what we can do.

[UniversalX @UseUniversalX]

The holy grail of terminals is here. UniversalX PRO is live.

⏩ Trade on any chain using SOL or stablecoins (NO BRIDGING)
⏩ Call tracking from thousands of TG & WeChat groups
⏩ Multi-wallet trading (including cross-chain trades)
⏩ Native iOS & Android app, synced with Web
⏩ Fastest cross-chain trades in the industry
⏩ Ultra low-latency Solana trades
⏩ Wallet tracking on Solana & EVM
⏩ Mobile push-notifications for price changes & limit order fills
⏩ No gas tokens required to buy/sell, pay gas using any balance
⏩ Modular UI, drag-and-drop trackers & custom themes
⏩ Denominate trading in SOL, USD, EUR, CNY, ETH, or BNB

Developed over 1.5 years of working with the community: now available on Desktop, iOS App Store, and the Google Play Store.

[UniversalX @UseUniversalX]

UniversalX is better than ever.

Recent updates:
1⃣ Track X accounts, KOL wallets, insiders, & more
2⃣ New custom theme presets & custom fonts
3⃣ Major UI improvements
4⃣ Auto-translate new launches (e.g. for Chinese tokens)
5⃣ Trade launches from 23+ launchpads across 6 chains in one page
6⃣ Significant speed improvements (up to 5x faster)
7⃣ Sort trade activity by devs, smart money, KOLs, snipers, etc.
8⃣ See entries & exits of tracked wallets on charts, alongside top 10 holders average buy and sell price
9⃣ Bubble charts from @InsightXnetwork, @faster100x, and @bubblemaps
🔟 Significantly lower fees for trades through Ethereum Mainnet

This is all live right now. With more coming; are you ready for UniversalX Pro, anon?

[DERANGED Particle Intern👾 @ParticleIntern]

@Elacityofficial @ethanfr @ParticleNtwrk stupidly bullish

[DERANGED Particle Intern👾 @ParticleIntern]

@WordAbstractor @noble_xyz so you did really work in Seoul @WordAbstractor it wasnt all bibimbap

[DERANGED Particle Intern👾 @ParticleIntern]

mfs are really bringing in the best of the best

[Carlos Cano @WordAbstractor]

2025's stablecoin adoption is just the beginning of the Branded Dollars War.

@noble_xyz's Founder, Jelena Djuric, explains.

REAL-WORLD VALUE: EP 3

(00:26): Why Luna Changed Everything
(04:51): Overlooked Innovations
(12:00) The Branded Dollars War
(14:11) Can An Economy Run On 1,000 Chains?
(15:11): UX, Not Tech
(20:21): GENIUS or Not?
(27:01): Banks: More Risk or High-Quality Adoption?
(29:11): Noble's Scaling Roadmap
(32:03): Why Crypto Still Isn’t Apple Pay
(33:16): Final Thoughts

Follow Jelena at @jelena_noble.

[Carlos Cano @WordAbstractor]

2025's stablecoin adoption is just the beginning of the Branded Dollars War.

@noble_xyz's Founder, Jelena Djuric, explains.

REAL-WORLD VALUE: EP 3

(00:26): Why Luna Changed Everything
(04:51): Overlooked Innovations
(12:00) The Branded Dollars War
(14:11) Can An Economy Run On 1,000 Chains?
(15:11): UX, Not Tech
(20:21): GENIUS or Not?
(27:01): Banks: More Risk or High-Quality Adoption?
(29:11): Noble's Scaling Roadmap
(32:03): Why Crypto Still Isn’t Apple Pay
(33:16): Final Thoughts

Follow Jelena at @jelena_noble.

[Particle Network @ParticleNtwrk]

Currencies fighting for dominance.

Companies competing for your loyalty via branded dollars.

Trillion$$ in stablecoins.

Real-World Value #3 with @noble_xyz's @Jelena_Noble is all you need to be bullish on stables.

🎙 Brought to you by Particle Network.

[Ethan "TABASCO" @ethanfr]

Never been more locked in.

Read the post below from our CEO, Pengyu. Very insightful rundown on our current priorities and progress.

We simply will not rest until great, retail-ready UX is the standard in this industry, and we're building to reflect this goal.

We exist, at this point, during a short window of time in which, as an industry, we've made numerous massive infrastructural breakthroughs (chain abstraction, tokenized stocks, massive scalability, passkeys, etc.) and yet have seen so few real materializations of these innovations.

We've done the ground work and have recognized the only two realistic goals that will drive any lasting progress: continuing to make this materialization happen ourselves (through the products Pengyu mentioned), and relentlessly pushing our integration partners (and hopefully soon-to-be-partners) to adopt this infrastructure en-masse.

If you're building anything onchain and remotely care about having a superior user experience over your competitors, DM me.

Otherwise if you want to see what we're working on with our apps, find me in Korea or Singapore over the next few weeks.

[Particle Network @ParticleNtwrk]

TRANSCENDING ONCHAIN: ANNOUNCING THE UNIVERSAL LAYER FOR RWAS, STABLECOINS & DIGITAL ASSETS

The stage is set for Trillions of dollars to come into Web3.

Stablecoins may hit a $3.7T supply by 2030.
Onchain RWAs are projected to be worth $30T by 2034.
Tokenized real‑estate points at a $380T TAM.

The world is ready. Is Web3? Yes, because Universal Accounts exist.

As the only solution making Web3 feel like a single ecosystem, Universal Accounts are here to stay. They’ve already cleared $670 M via @UseUniversalX, and are the only way a multi-chain, multi-Trillion asset ecosystem can find its way to the masses—whether by accelerating Web3 or upgrading Web2.

So today, we’re announcing the culmination of our tech: The Universal Transaction Layer: a retail‑ready settlement rail for RWAs, stablecoins and all other digital assets.

Through the next weeks, we’ll also progressively announce the partners that will aid us in this mission, starting with @Circle. With the integration of Circle Gateway, we’ll be setting the stage for stablecoin settlements to occur across chains for Universal Accounts, unlocking the entire world’s economy for anyone using Universal Accounts.

When every property, dollar, or asset becomes a token, Universal Accounts become the default rails for them.

Crypto is ready. Let’s transcend onchain.

📝 Read the full vision at:
https://t.co/AaFarN0hTj

[Ethan "TABASCO" @ethanfr]

fragmentation is a $20B problem

[Particle Network @ParticleNtwrk]

UniversalX V3 is getting the trenches paid—and yes, bringing back $PARTI Diamonds.

This time, you'll:

- Receive cash and Diamonds for trading
- Be able to trade as a group
- Trade faster and better

All of this in a smoother platform.

Full ann: https://t.co/Fqj2vyZtsY

[UniversalX @UseUniversalX]

V3 IS A NEW BEGINNING

THIS TIME, WE'RE GETTING THE TRENCHES PAID

paid for trading
paid for starting trading Cabals with friends
paid via our new airdrop

we also now have 1-click limit orders, mobile price alerts, TWAPs, and are faster than ever

(1/5)

[Ethan "TABASCO" @ethanfr]

cash rewards on every trade

diamonds on every trade (airdrop)

5x performance improvement

cabal system to earn by grouping up with other traders

[Ethan "TABASCO" @ethanfr]

EXIT LIQUIDITY: Episode 1, with @UniswapVillain

1 hour conversation about:
- The state of the trenches
- How to cut through the noise and find gems
- And how NOT to be exit liquidity

Timestamps:
01:33 - Introduction
03:06 - Early Days of Memecoin Trading
14:28 - Scam & Botting Epidemic
29:54 - Memecoin Narratives Are Cooked
45:52 - Avoiding Shitty Calls / KOL Scams
55:11 - Being Profitable
1:00:02 - Mental Traps

[DERANGED Particle Intern👾 @ParticleIntern]

@block_index @UseUniversalX @ethanfr mexican?

[DERANGED Particle Intern👾 @ParticleIntern]

literally my job description

[UniversalX @UseUniversalX]

we do the same with coins before releasing them to you 🥰🥰🥰