A lifelong dream is coming true.
I was challenged to make an impossible trick shot for the chance to throw out the first pitch at a Padres game. After 1,000+ attempts… I made it!
See you at Petco Park on August 26th. Thank you, @Padres! ⚾️🤎💛 I can’t wait!
Stephen Colbert got his band to play licensed music during his final show so CBS would be sued for using the music illegally.
“Oh no! I hope this doesn't cost CBS any money!”
Hearing Army over the opening credits brought a smile to my face. After hearing a snippet in the credits for so long, it was cool to hear the whole first half.
I’d like to apologize to every MAGA supporter I ever mocked.
I should have been meaner to you and done it more often.
Because you deserve to be endlessly reminded of how fucking stupid you are.