TaurusSparePartsOutlet ⚪️

Specializing in Taurus Spare Parts with over 3 years experience.

[TaurusSparePartsOutlet ⚪️ @PartsTaurus]

Some news....

We just had a break-in at the warehouse. Dale was able to run both assailants down and beat the shit out of them, that’s the good news.

The bad news is they destroyed over $83 worth of Taurus and Escort wiper blades, virtually wiping out our entire inventory.

[TaurusSparePartsOutlet ⚪️ @PartsTaurus]

@3YearLetterman Coach, Dale found a junior high district championship ring in the back of the Taurus—we have it in the back office.

[TaurusSparePartsOutlet ⚪️ @PartsTaurus]

@claudiaptrzk Parody accounts are required to put “parody” in the bio. Please comply.

[Elon Musk @elonmusk]

@Jason Olbermann tweeting from his dog’s account still makes me lmao

[TaurusSparePartsOutlet ⚪️ @PartsTaurus]

@AOC

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@MaggieM10006113 @AnnLesbyPhD Brave.

[Three Year Letterman @3YearLetterman]

Tomorrow, France plays for the World Cup Championship. Regardless of the outcome of the game, which few will watch, the most successful, popular, legitimate, and respected athlete in France is an American 🇺🇸 who has won every Tour de France since 1999:

[Three Year Letterman @3YearLetterman]

Retweet if you think Joel Biden needs to do the right thing and immediately appoint me Ambassador to England

[TaurusSparePartsOutlet ⚪️ @PartsTaurus]

@3YearLetterman @Adele @MrBean That’s a beautiful gesture coach

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@JustDanWood @clownworld Oh yea, her husband’s body language reaaaally supports that theory ! 🤣

[TaurusSparePartsOutlet ⚪️ @PartsTaurus]

@duggo11 @barstoolsports He got defunded.

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@Jamiepembs @3YearLetterman @EmmanuelMacron @RishiSunak

[TaurusSparePartsOutlet ⚪️ @PartsTaurus]

@ralfwk @3YearLetterman @elonmusk You know it was originally named Soccer by England right?

At some point in the 19th century America started playing the sport, and in order to differentiate themselves from that—they renamed it Football.

[Waffle House @WaffleHouse]

Waffle Houses—
USA: 1,972
Netherlands: 0

#FIFAWorldCup

[Three Year Letterman @3YearLetterman]

Tell me you never lettered in shit without telling me you never lettered in shit

[TaurusSparePartsOutlet ⚪️ @PartsTaurus]

@G3r_1981 @3YearLetterman I’m having my lead mechanic Dale start up our computer in the back office. He is going to yahoo search it and verify this.

Normally we have a no refund policy on this type of thing.

It’s our promise to customers.

[TaurusSparePartsOutlet ⚪️ @PartsTaurus]

@3YearLetterman @StephenKing Coach, those upgraded xenon (American-made Xenon) fog lights came in, I’ll send Dale down to your house after he gets back from trivia night at Beef O Brady’s.

That’s our promise to customers.

[Three Year Letterman @3YearLetterman]

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[Three Year Letterman @3YearLetterman]

A lot of people from Whales are getting upset that I don’t know who Gareth Bale is. I do know who he is, and while he’s a great American actor featured in many of the 600+ DVDs that I own, he is not an athlete.

[Shooter McGavin @ShooterMcGavin]

The U.S. plays today in The World Cup 🇺🇸